Torias Kane
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Torias Kane
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A Gentleman (he/him/his) of Bearing and Distinction. Known Wit. Game Enthusiast. Occasional Exile. Nefarious GM. Cat Fancier. Easily Exasperated/Bewildered.
Went to a new sports bar in the shell of a really nice Italian restaurant I liked a lot. Blundered into Boomer Music Bingo.

The potato skins were good. Being surrounded by people that likely voted for the wannabe dictator was not.

My wife won a round and a free entree. On Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
January 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
*starts dusting out the space*
Oh, hello! Don't mind me I'm terrible at social media.
December 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
So, not only have I gotten fully invested in Wow Classic, but I have descended to on of the lower levels of Wow degeneracy: the ElvUI/Bartender/IceBar "spends 8 hours customizing the UI just so" phase.
January 13, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Listening to The Bird Song at lunch and this is likely the year I get into King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.
January 2, 2024 at 7:14 PM
"Baby, It's Cold Outside" takes on some INCREDIBLE subtext when the response portion is performed by a small men's chorale.
November 5, 2023 at 4:02 PM
I finally can describe what my problem with word games is: my vocabulary is fairly broad and deep, but the reference dictionary in my brain is a worm-eaten, tattered mess that is missing more pages than are present.
October 27, 2023 at 3:21 PM
On the occasion of F-Zero 99 being incredibly good, I exhort everyone to take a moment today and listen to the original soundtrack, which is awesome. I provide here my absolute favorite track which, in the common parlance of the youth today, f***ing SLAPS.
F-Zero - Red Canyon (Super Nintendo)
F-Zero - Red Canyon (Super Nintendo)
youtu.be
September 19, 2023 at 3:36 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Nia Jax is to wrestlers what Carrie Underwood is to fictional unfaithful/abusive partners.
September 14, 2023 at 8:37 PM
On the New York Football Jets: "Hey, let's get Testaverde back in there, things couldn't possibly get any worse."

I mean, it's not the worst idea. Which is horrifying.
September 12, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Boss's boss: Did we break this process?

Me, other team members: No, the migration broke it.

Boss: This was completely out of our control, we are taking steps to resolve it.

Boss's boss: We need to be super careful when we make changes like this.

Boss: Again, not us.
August 18, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Bluesky? Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

That oughta do it, thanks very much everybody.
August 13, 2023 at 8:12 PM