On the bright side we had a funny story to tell about how after the movie we went to go get a soda from a machine and there some cold sodas just already at the bottom of it, and quite literally there was exactly one can for each of us. More memorable than anything that happened in the actual movie

I will carry the memory of going with friends to see the Minecraft movie with me for years. Not because it was good or even so bad it was funny, but because it was so awful it bummed out one of my friends for a solid week.