If people stopped watching pro sports, the whole thing would go away, because nobody would get a dime. But people are stupid, as always.
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If people stopped watching pro sports, the whole thing would go away, because nobody would get a dime. But people are stupid, as always.
Someone didn't understand that it should be "six times seven", which is 42, and that is of course "The answer to everything".
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Someone didn't understand that it should be "six times seven", which is 42, and that is of course "The answer to everything".
If your sons are stupid enough to not remove the tracking option from their phones, maybe you should. If I have had a cellphone in my youth, I would have turned off any tracking as soon as possible.
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
If your sons are stupid enough to not remove the tracking option from their phones, maybe you should. If I have had a cellphone in my youth, I would have turned off any tracking as soon as possible.
And I guess there will be no replacements.
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And I guess there will be no replacements.
If the orange baboon gets the Peace prize, the Nobel Committee will lose all credibility.
August 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
If the orange baboon gets the Peace prize, the Nobel Committee will lose all credibility.
Lies, damned lies, and statistics.
July 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Lies, damned lies, and statistics.
He is also a very slow learner.
May 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
He is also a very slow learner.
The best line for the orange clown would be a "flat line".
May 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The best line for the orange clown would be a "flat line".
Don't forget those who didn't vote at all.
April 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Don't forget those who didn't vote at all.
It's strange. In the US, when there is an election, they're asking for money. In most other countries they're asking for votes.
March 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It's strange. In the US, when there is an election, they're asking for money. In most other countries they're asking for votes.
No, the drowning reaction comes from heightened CO2-level in the blood, and with this machine the oxygen is gone in less than a minute, so you will be unconscious long before the CO2 bloodlevel rises significantly.
March 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
No, the drowning reaction comes from heightened CO2-level in the blood, and with this machine the oxygen is gone in less than a minute, so you will be unconscious long before the CO2 bloodlevel rises significantly.
For a baker cutting a dozen used to be a hanging offense.
March 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
For a baker cutting a dozen used to be a hanging offense.
The first step is to pay down your debt, then maybe...
January 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The first step is to pay down your debt, then maybe...
Could it be? Pure black coffee in the morning, with sugar and cream in the afternoon.
January 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Could it be? Pure black coffee in the morning, with sugar and cream in the afternoon.
29 million Americans with "alcohol use disorder". To say it simply: 29 million alcoholics in the US of A.
December 24, 2024 at 2:10 PM
29 million Americans with "alcohol use disorder". To say it simply: 29 million alcoholics in the US of A.