Torben H H
@torbenhhansen.bsky.social
Lover of cats, being a nerd about research policy and EU, mil hist, birds, and beer.
Yes. Jeg har ventet med længsel efter “smørskillevægge”. Det ord bør med i ordbog over det danske sprog! 😋😋
May 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yes. Jeg har ventet med længsel efter “smørskillevægge”. Det ord bør med i ordbog over det danske sprog! 😋😋
He should learn Danish. Loads of amazing profanities, swear words, and all else you need to properly insult somebody or something. And æ, ø, and å is the icing on it all 😁
March 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
He should learn Danish. Loads of amazing profanities, swear words, and all else you need to properly insult somebody or something. And æ, ø, and å is the icing on it all 😁
Same difference. Strange people at the other side of the pond.
Remoulade on pølse is standard. With raw onions on top, for sure 👍
Remoulade on pølse is standard. With raw onions on top, for sure 👍
February 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Same difference. Strange people at the other side of the pond.
Remoulade on pølse is standard. With raw onions on top, for sure 👍
Remoulade on pølse is standard. With raw onions on top, for sure 👍
And burned the cakes/bread whilst hiding there, just saying 😁
February 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
And burned the cakes/bread whilst hiding there, just saying 😁
So 🪓🪓 are still allowed? 😁
February 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
So 🪓🪓 are still allowed? 😁
2 ?? That’s not “accidentally wine”. It’s you downing a barrel of it and rambling. We will be here for the duration
February 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
2 ?? That’s not “accidentally wine”. It’s you downing a barrel of it and rambling. We will be here for the duration
Looks like one of the Danish bog people. Oh well, at least they don’t smell bad in that state 🤨
February 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Looks like one of the Danish bog people. Oh well, at least they don’t smell bad in that state 🤨
And you of course failed to mention that you measly lot elected a Dane as king when the other Danish monarch was getting pissed at a wedding at home in Denmark 🙄
February 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
And you of course failed to mention that you measly lot elected a Dane as king when the other Danish monarch was getting pissed at a wedding at home in Denmark 🙄
Nahhh, just a bad shaving routine
February 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Nahhh, just a bad shaving routine
Only on fish, fish cakes, and roast beef (along with horseradish and fried onions). Your Mericans are rather barbarous, aren’t you?
February 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Only on fish, fish cakes, and roast beef (along with horseradish and fried onions). Your Mericans are rather barbarous, aren’t you?
Only reason your side of the tale survived is that nobody could read runes. They tell the true story
February 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Only reason your side of the tale survived is that nobody could read runes. They tell the true story
With raw onions and a dash of mustard
February 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
With raw onions and a dash of mustard
And D) a visit from your friends from Scandinavia.
February 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And D) a visit from your friends from Scandinavia.
Got a better plan, global Danelage. Peace and beer for all, Scandinavian welfare writ large (if against, line up for body modification by 🪓)
February 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Got a better plan, global Danelage. Peace and beer for all, Scandinavian welfare writ large (if against, line up for body modification by 🪓)
We pickle you in a barrel of snaps before we turn you into tiny bits.
February 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
We pickle you in a barrel of snaps before we turn you into tiny bits.
Your body is technically speaking “else’s’. But as long as you protect smørrebrød you are safe 😁
February 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Your body is technically speaking “else’s’. But as long as you protect smørrebrød you are safe 😁
Will be over somebody else’s body before we let go of smørrebrød 🏹🪓🪓
February 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Will be over somebody else’s body before we let go of smørrebrød 🏹🪓🪓
Or as we Danes say, et ærke røvhul.
February 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Or as we Danes say, et ærke røvhul.
Give? If we want it we take it.
February 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Give? If we want it we take it.
Guess the Hall was burned down in protests against rank vegetarianism?
January 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Guess the Hall was burned down in protests against rank vegetarianism?
Or let your friends from Danelage kiss him with a wee axe
January 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Or let your friends from Danelage kiss him with a wee axe
Boar. Only Saxons eat boards
January 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Boar. Only Saxons eat boards