Dragonrider "Is he dead yet?" 🐠🐟 she/her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@topsyscatmum.bsky.social
Cat slave; cook; hates bigots, trans ally. Tofu eating wokerati. No DMs.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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No. It WAS avoidable... If she'd taken her medication as prescribed instead of deciding she knew better than the docs.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No. It WAS avoidable... If she'd taken her medication as prescribed instead of deciding she knew better than the docs.
You're thinking about eggs again... Or toblerones
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You're thinking about eggs again... Or toblerones
Untimely. Yes. That's one word for it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Untimely. Yes. That's one word for it.
Quite
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Quite
So. Mum is on morphine. Which has a binding effect. Confessed this morning that she's been bound for 11 days. Cue rushing her to A&E.
On the way, the laxatives she's been mainlining for 10 days decide to suddenly work. All over my passenger seat.
FML!
On the way, the laxatives she's been mainlining for 10 days decide to suddenly work. All over my passenger seat.
FML!
a woman is standing in front of a stack of chairs with the words why written in white
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a stack of chairs with the words why written in white
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November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yet...
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yet...
So. Mum is on morphine. Which has a binding effect. Confessed this morning that she's been bound for 11 days. Cue rushing her to A&E.
On the way, the laxatives she's been mainlining for 10 days decide to suddenly work. All over my passenger seat.
FML!
On the way, the laxatives she's been mainlining for 10 days decide to suddenly work. All over my passenger seat.
FML!
a woman is standing in front of a stack of chairs with the words why written in white
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a stack of chairs with the words why written in white
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Mum is fine, whinging like fuck.
Upholstery is shot to shit.
Upholstery is shot to shit.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Mum is fine, whinging like fuck.
Upholstery is shot to shit.
Upholstery is shot to shit.
You have seen the post about my car?..
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You have seen the post about my car?..
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November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I know the feeling ... I can't get the smell out of my nose...
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I know the feeling ... I can't get the smell out of my nose...
He's back in the park again, isn't he...
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He's back in the park again, isn't he...
Tea... Is that what you are calling it?
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Tea... Is that what you are calling it?
I was thinking @alanwino.bsky.social was being a bit quiet...
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I was thinking @alanwino.bsky.social was being a bit quiet...
Arse. He meant arse...
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Arse. He meant arse...
Mine too...
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Mine too...
And I can't believe he didn't mention his arse.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And I can't believe he didn't mention his arse.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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God I miss her
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
God I miss her