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Dragonrider "Is he dead yet?" 🐠🐟 she/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@topsyscatmum.bsky.social
Cat slave; cook; hates bigots, trans ally. Tofu eating wokerati. No DMs.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
No. It WAS avoidable... If she'd taken her medication as prescribed instead of deciding she knew better than the docs.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You're thinking about eggs again... Or toblerones
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Untimely. Yes. That's one word for it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Quite
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So. Mum is on morphine. Which has a binding effect. Confessed this morning that she's been bound for 11 days. Cue rushing her to A&E.

On the way, the laxatives she's been mainlining for 10 days decide to suddenly work. All over my passenger seat.

FML!
a woman is standing in front of a stack of chairs with the words why written in white
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a stack of chairs with the words why written in white
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November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yet...
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
So. Mum is on morphine. Which has a binding effect. Confessed this morning that she's been bound for 11 days. Cue rushing her to A&E.

On the way, the laxatives she's been mainlining for 10 days decide to suddenly work. All over my passenger seat.

FML!
a woman is standing in front of a stack of chairs with the words why written in white
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a stack of chairs with the words why written in white
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Mum is fine, whinging like fuck.

Upholstery is shot to shit.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You have seen the post about my car?..
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I know the feeling ... I can't get the smell out of my nose...
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
He's back in the park again, isn't he...
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tea... Is that what you are calling it?
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I was thinking @alanwino.bsky.social was being a bit quiet...
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Arse. He meant arse...
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Mine too...
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
And I can't believe he didn't mention his arse.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
God I miss her
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM