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Memento.. LLM edition

You know some intern is continually tasked with fixing the “racism” slider bar that Elon keeps maxing out
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Believe that’s for 12oz not a true 16oz pint. Regardless, it’s the low ABV that does it.. their zero alcohol version is also surprisingly good.
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
part 2 is it blinks where he’s touching
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Flashbacks of arguing in 2nd grade.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Why does big medicine want to stop us from doing home DIY surgeries?
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“I abhor my father and will rebel against him by following in his exact footsteps.”
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
His tune sure has changed since last year
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
“that’s right, hardly any recognizable billionaires in the crowd! Sus!”
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
pleasantly surprised by all the 0% options, but the IPAs are something special. Guinness has also done a great job.
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
All of us following @introvertproblems.bsky.social might swarm those job applications if the word gets out
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Defendant would like to bring forth a cake of his choosing as long as the court guarantees the defendant will retain possession of said cake, even if the cake is eaten by the defendant, he must also retain full rights to the cake, in fact to “have” the cake, legally, despite eating it physically.
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Envisioning this conversation happening over tea in Buckingham Palace with Kid Rock still in this outfit.

“It’s just not good taste Marabeth” (red/blue leather tassels falling into the tea as he reaches for a sugar)
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fun childish game is replace Cybertruck with "my manhood"
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Their older Edgerouter has been bulletproof for me, dropped, dust all over it through a renovation, keeps on trucking.
September 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We used the tech budget all up on advertising how great our tech is.
September 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So you’re not having incredibly productive lunch meetings on Surface, the table that changed everything?
September 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sneaky genius way of getting people to give you a lot of free cheese.

"Now you gotta try this one, no way can America compete with this..."
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Signing $100B+ deals left and right with the credit check rigor of a used auto shop.

Post apocalyptic movies for realism need to show homeless camps hotwiring GPUs to heat up old dogfood cans.
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“ah pulling the old (driving through the neighborhood distributing used pizza boxes to random garbage cans like a serial killer before the wife gets back) trick?”
September 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Pretty stressful to be in big oil and constantly buying up and hiding these perpetual motion machines that would save humanity
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Reposted by Top
BREAKING: Trump makes his first appearance at the US Open. There were audible boos and a few light claps.

Important to stress the stadium is at most 10% full and the start time has been pushed to 2:30pm ET.
September 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM