Jon Topper
@topper.me.uk
Founder, @scalefactory.com (The AWS SaaS Experts)
AWS Ambassador.
Food enthusiast. Polyam.
Based in Yorkshire, UK
he/him
AWS Ambassador.
Food enthusiast. Polyam.
Based in Yorkshire, UK
he/him
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Imagine having less game than a fucking AI *and* thinking this would work as a tactic. Give me strength.
“Chatfished” is an excellent word for it though.
“Chatfished” is an excellent word for it though.
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Imagine having less game than a fucking AI *and* thinking this would work as a tactic. Give me strength.
“Chatfished” is an excellent word for it though.
“Chatfished” is an excellent word for it though.
Also: avoid pregnancy during alcohol
June 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Also: avoid pregnancy during alcohol
It’s the @awsuguk.bsky.social meetup! Solid turnout 👌🏻
June 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s the @awsuguk.bsky.social meetup! Solid turnout 👌🏻
Apparently you “can’t just choose the AWS executive you think most deserves it”.
April 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Apparently you “can’t just choose the AWS executive you think most deserves it”.
Presumably this is intended to repel the healthcare professionals whose conference is down the hall from here.
April 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Presumably this is intended to repel the healthcare professionals whose conference is down the hall from here.
Still, it landed well for most people, which is always nice.
April 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Still, it landed well for most people, which is always nice.
Congratulations to the author of this piece of feedback, left in relation to my recent QCon talk, for correctly identifying my personal brand.
April 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Congratulations to the author of this piece of feedback, left in relation to my recent QCon talk, for correctly identifying my personal brand.
It’s the 70th @awsuguk.bsky.social meetup tonight, featuring talks from @stack72.dev and Ayhan Setirekli. With thanks to NetApp and @scalefactory.com for sponsoring, and AutogenAI for hosting.
April 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s the 70th @awsuguk.bsky.social meetup tonight, featuring talks from @stack72.dev and Ayhan Setirekli. With thanks to NetApp and @scalefactory.com for sponsoring, and AutogenAI for hosting.
Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout… pop music.
April 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout… pop music.
When you order your Spike on Wish or Temu.
February 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
When you order your Spike on Wish or Temu.
We’ve been worried about you for some time now.
January 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We’ve been worried about you for some time now.
The future is silly. My brother is watching some Lego thing and this error message, with a hefty url, has been sat over the top of the screen for the last three episodes.
December 24, 2024 at 6:10 PM
The future is silly. My brother is watching some Lego thing and this error message, with a hefty url, has been sat over the top of the screen for the last three episodes.
Not entirely sure why I haven’t done this after re:Invent every year tbh. Miami is just the right temperature at this time of year, and mostly on the way home.
December 10, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Not entirely sure why I haven’t done this after re:Invent every year tbh. Miami is just the right temperature at this time of year, and mostly on the way home.
So long re:Invent, it’s been real. Next stop: Miami! ✈️🏝️
December 6, 2024 at 5:42 PM
So long re:Invent, it’s been real. Next stop: Miami! ✈️🏝️
For some reason if you want to order at this restaurant you need a senior partner, 10 graduate systems analysts, a multi-year multi-million pound commitment, and an army of offshore delivery resources.
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
For some reason if you want to order at this restaurant you need a senior partner, 10 graduate systems analysts, a multi-year multi-million pound commitment, and an army of offshore delivery resources.
Also be careful not to sponsor a venue whose name can be too easily misread as “cameltoe”
December 4, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Also be careful not to sponsor a venue whose name can be too easily misread as “cameltoe”
“Don’t you know who I am?” re:Invent Wednesday edition.
December 4, 2024 at 6:37 PM
“Don’t you know who I am?” re:Invent Wednesday edition.
Celebrating Amazon’s leadership principle of “frugality” with hundreds of thousands of dollars of LED floor panels.
December 2, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Celebrating Amazon’s leadership principle of “frugality” with hundreds of thousands of dollars of LED floor panels.
I took this yesterday after I checked in, but entirely forgot to share it. Compared with similar shots from previous years, I look remarkably awake!
December 2, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I took this yesterday after I checked in, but entirely forgot to share it. Compared with similar shots from previous years, I look remarkably awake!