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Topin
@topin.bsky.social
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Hello, I'm Topin
I don't know how people work.
Nothing is hard, just tedious.
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Per Schreier's Bloomberg article
tl;dr The devs that would go on to make Dispatch joined Ubisoft after leaving Telltale and were going to work on a Splinter Cell game before executives decided to change the focus to Games as a Service instead, thus the project was reformed into xDefiant.
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Just to Feel Something
"Corsen, can you help me with something?" "Uhh... sure?" *Topin whispers to Corsen* *Corsen suddenly slaps Topin's face* "I was asking for that." "What did you tell her?" "I told her to slap me."
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I love my mall's Grimace fountain
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Homemade
*A figure with an "F" on their face speaks to the audience. A closed door sits beside them.* "At the house of TLC, we take great pride in having all of our meals cooked homemade." *The door opens to reveal Corsen at a table, with a bowl, spoon, and spice container* "Whether it's bread..." "I'm cooking with yeast!" *The door now reveals Larender sitting on a chair with a duck on his lap* "Duck à l'orange..." "I'm raising this little guy to be next week's course." *The door now reveals a dug up grave, the gravestone reads an M and half of an O. Topin stands over the grave with a black book with a pentagram on it.* "Or cookies just like Mom used to make." "I'm performing Necromancy!"
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Friend said I'm balanced.
This was my response.
*Topin cross-armed and standing on one foot, bent incorrectly, with the rest of his body on its side* "I resent that."
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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In all my years on Discord, this has not once been false
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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It all comes back together
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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The Indirect Need of the Direct Provider
*Larender is grumpy* *Topin pops up out of nowhere* "Do you need a hug?" "Yes." "And why didn't you say so?" "Because it should be implied." *Topin generously consoles Larender, who capitulates to the hug*
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I have a habit of doing that too.
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I made totally passable bread!
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Projection (2/2)
*Larender now in a state of hysteria* "Why So Many?!" *Corsen looks to Larender in a confused state as he continues to be in hysterics* "What are you thinking about?" "I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!"
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Projection (1/2)
"Corsen, I cannot imagine the things you've gone through to get you this far in life." "Try." *Larender thinks to himself* *Larender suddenly finds himself astonished* "Oh God..."
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Absent (2/2)
*Larender concerningly reaches out to Corsen as she looks over at him, her confidence not dwindled* "Corsen?" "What? It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine." *Corsen suddenly grips Larender by the head in a fit of rage* "I'M FINE!" *Corsen now back to acting nonchalant while Larender stands in a daze* "It's Fine."
October 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Absent (1/2)
*Corsen seen talking to a cutout version of Topin* "Why yes, Topin. I too think you put the "peti" in "competitive"." "Who are you talking to? Topin's been gone for weeks." "Oh, I've been able to figure a way around that." *Despite Corsen's confident stance, Larender is less than positive*
October 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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You mean like.....?
The Monster at the end of this Book Starring Lovable, Furry Old Grover
October 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Tall
Screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A The player character looking up at an Alpha Gardevoir There's an NPC in the background with text above them reading "If you're looking for Hotel Z..."
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Half hot dog
Half sausage
All a vile defiance of the nature of God
October 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Lost and Damned
October 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Inadvertently prompted by @sharkguy.bsky.social
Sharkguy: when im asking the jiggling treat that im about to eat who they are:
October 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Know your prey
*Topin in a sinister stance glares over a table, fork and knife in hand before breaking his stance in question* "Oh, I'm sorry. I never caught your name." *A sentient marshmallow with eyes, mouth, and stick legs sits on a plate before the next panel shows it pierced by Topin's fork.* "Ashton" "Cool!"
October 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Preemptive Presumptions
The top two panels are copies of each other with the exception of a header on the top-left of both panels. The first panel reads "Timeline 1" and the second reads "Timeline 2" The top two panels reads as follows: "Personal perception is an ever fluctuating race to see who makes the first presumption of one's character and whether denial or confirmation bias sets in." The bottom-left panel (Timeline 1) shows Larender nonchalantly proclaiming something whilst Corsen responds concerningly. "Like the presumption I'm an asshole." "What?! You're not an asshole!" The bottom-right panel (Timeline 2) shows Larender in a hint of hysteria towards Corsen's more accusatory positioning. "Like the presumption you're an asshole?" "What?! I'm not an asshole!"
October 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Regression is a losing game. Anyone who talks about the wanting to go back to a given time or even keeping things the way they are is someone who is so bored of life that they have to be mired in an idea of a time where they weren't bored of life, when in reality such a time wasn't any less boring than it is now. The only thing that keeps life from being boring isn't squalling in the nostalgia that can never be reinvented, but to take the setting you're in and make something of it to better yourself and those around you. A government cannot and will never force regression onto its people no matter how much it's enforced because humans progress by nature and they can only be bought for so long into the idea that their only option in life is to regress. And this government *Is* failing in that endeavor every day.
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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SammyClassicBrightburnFan
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM