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Me when I’m lying.
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Me when I’m lying.
Well, he’s right 🤷♂️
January 28, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Well, he’s right 🤷♂️
No one gives a fuck, Forbes.
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
No one gives a fuck, Forbes.
Nothing wrong with being a power bottom twink.
January 19, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Nothing wrong with being a power bottom twink.
They’re actively protecting ICE.
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
They’re actively protecting ICE.
Counterpoint: yeah huh
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Counterpoint: yeah huh
How are y’all gonna stay in business when life itself is now satire? 😂
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
How are y’all gonna stay in business when life itself is now satire? 😂
… except that helping autocratic adversaries *is* in the interest of this administration.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
… except that helping autocratic adversaries *is* in the interest of this administration.
A Problem From Hell
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A Problem From Hell
Underrated comment.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Underrated comment.
This was said with all the passion of someone with a gun to their head. Blink twice if you’re being held hostage.
July 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This was said with all the passion of someone with a gun to their head. Blink twice if you’re being held hostage.
Probably because Gen Z dudes are super unfuckable.
July 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Probably because Gen Z dudes are super unfuckable.
I’d be more willing to support you if you didn’t spend a disproportionate amount of time investigating the lives of Trump supporters that maybe, sorta, kinda, aren’t fully on board with him shitting on the Constitution
May 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’d be more willing to support you if you didn’t spend a disproportionate amount of time investigating the lives of Trump supporters that maybe, sorta, kinda, aren’t fully on board with him shitting on the Constitution
I guess one meeting with JD Vance is all it takes. RIP.
April 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I guess one meeting with JD Vance is all it takes. RIP.
True, but Gretzky played in one of the highest scoring eras in the NHL whereas Crosby plays in one of the lowest.
March 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
True, but Gretzky played in one of the highest scoring eras in the NHL whereas Crosby plays in one of the lowest.
It IS a different Trump; an even worse version.
March 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It IS a different Trump; an even worse version.