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Jack, Katie and Briggs’s dad. Professional go-get-r. My better half is smoking hot.
We paid over $42 for a chuck roast for our Sunday dinner. I repeat—FORTY TWO DOLLARS for a CHUCK ROAST.
Welcome to Florida—Ron and Don’s America. Wake me up when we’re winning again.
September 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is some seriously weak sauce. Dude is flanked by a couple of weird cosplayers, with a tiny sellout in the middle.
I remember when Barak Obama, a real president, stood on that exact spot—solo and dripping with power and swag—to announce the killing of Bin Ladin.
Now THAT was some badass shit.
June 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Another self-own from our Dear Leader, as he negotiates with himself. Xi hasn’t said a peep to him. Donnie knows he’s in deep doo doo at home.
May 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I took my mom to a rally to protest for abortion care and women’s rights this weekend. She took me to my first protest more than 50 years ago. It felt good to repay the favor. Love you momma!
April 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM