Topher Lane
@topherlane.bsky.social
Snark is my love language. Educator, filmmaker, and writer. Fierce ally to women, LGBTQIA+, and animals! Colorado dude.
That’s your fucking headline? Really? You make it sound like a madcap romance happened, not the illegal invasion and kidnapping that it actually was.
Absolutely done with you and this bullshit sane washing.
Do your fucking jobs as journalists!
Absolutely done with you and this bullshit sane washing.
Do your fucking jobs as journalists!
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
That’s your fucking headline? Really? You make it sound like a madcap romance happened, not the illegal invasion and kidnapping that it actually was.
Absolutely done with you and this bullshit sane washing.
Do your fucking jobs as journalists!
Absolutely done with you and this bullshit sane washing.
Do your fucking jobs as journalists!
They’ve put up pipe and drape which makes it a totally secure space.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
They’ve put up pipe and drape which makes it a totally secure space.
Yep. We know what happened when the world failed to stand up to Hitler after he invaded Poland.
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Yep. We know what happened when the world failed to stand up to Hitler after he invaded Poland.
That is fucking badass!
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That is fucking badass!
They will be big, noisy, smell horrible, and have tiny guns.
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
They will be big, noisy, smell horrible, and have tiny guns.
The broken jaw he suffered from the KO punch is 🧑🍳💋
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The broken jaw he suffered from the KO punch is 🧑🍳💋
I effing hate Adobe! First a “rental model” for their software and now outright theft for their AI!
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I effing hate Adobe! First a “rental model” for their software and now outright theft for their AI!
After watching the trailer, I completely understand why it was shelved. That looks awful.
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
After watching the trailer, I completely understand why it was shelved. That looks awful.
No PJs and now I have so sit next to a sweaty dudebro who just max-reped pull-ups before getting in the flight? No thank you.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
No PJs and now I have so sit next to a sweaty dudebro who just max-reped pull-ups before getting in the flight? No thank you.
More like two nut snatches!
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
More like two nut snatches!
“Just another hate mongering, violence inciting liberal”
-NewsMax (probably)
-NewsMax (probably)
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Just another hate mongering, violence inciting liberal”
-NewsMax (probably)
-NewsMax (probably)
When that late morning shit hits!
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
When that late morning shit hits!
Rats fleeing the ship.
Rat Rats GIF
ALT: Rat Rats GIF
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Rats fleeing the ship.
But he was fine providing banking services for Epstein?
a man with glasses and a mustache is saying that 's just nasty .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is saying that 's just nasty .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
But he was fine providing banking services for Epstein?
As a CTE teacher in Colorado, I completely agree.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
As a CTE teacher in Colorado, I completely agree.
Wait until CU fires Coach Prime.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Wait until CU fires Coach Prime.
Did he order tits on the hull?
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Did he order tits on the hull?
Is he workshopping this because “fascist” and “Nazi” were already taken?
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Is he workshopping this because “fascist” and “Nazi” were already taken?
Thank you for sharing the truth.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thank you for sharing the truth.
With a reaction like that, you have to wonder how many time the Washington Post Editorial Board is mentioned in the files???
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
With a reaction like that, you have to wonder how many time the Washington Post Editorial Board is mentioned in the files???