Y’all, this is why we NEED to address the hypocrisy problem that’s been present in the spider community

Her children’s middle names are the Musicals she’d most recently beaten their father off at. Her firstborn is named Sherman KinkyBoots Boebert.

My buddy met Spooky Reuben at a party at Wicked Leonard’s trap house

Carnival style ‘Guess Your Weight’ game but for microplastics

It’s so funny that zoomers engage with art in the exact same way as 18th century American ministers and politicians

So tragic that our society has forgotten its sense of wonder and whimsy (and slavery)

Bringing my stupid ass son to try the miso glazed julienned asparagus at ‘Le Straw’