either that or she keeps you in there because it’s the only thing keeping her mood going, having you so tiny under her feet that you’re all hers… depends on the trainee, really

need the reverse to happen to me

<— kid named oomf

and that’s one of the smaller tiers!

truth nuke, even

can’t spell halloween without ow i guess

the elephant demands sacrifice

tricky when i’m generally not into getting eaten.

depends, which she is this

honestly i’m sold already. get me in there coach

sometimes they just decide on group dates and you just have no choice but to take it

nanomachines more like macromachines am i right gamers—

you are so intensely real for this. both ends get their own unique endings as well depending on who you end up with and which end of the spectrum you’re on

i am always considering stuff like this, *especially* if it’s with normally docile NPCs

also consider: this idea, but instead of an NPC, it’s instead the boot of one of your many party members, decided by a hidden and intricate relationship value system

man reading this thread is a unique if very cool experience

but also yeah get downed by the darkness, a midnight snack for a midnight snack if ya know what i mean