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topalria.bsky.social
Nic Blitz🔞
@topalria.bsky.social
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⚠️Lots of furry 🏳️‍🌈18+ content ahead⚠️

I love big raccoons =w=
M | Almost 30 | Taken ⚣ | Likes to talk/write about macro misadventures 🏙️🔥
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/rasterdisaster
Banner: @my husband ❤️❤️❤️
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A gorgeous commission that I was exceedingly happy to entrust to the great 🎨@tabookii.bsky.social 💕
The pose is based on an unrelated, equally fantastic work by @toodamncycle.bsky.social which you can find here - inkbunny.net/s/3144570
Put a little story in the alt for those interested~
#furry #nsfw
Mason's "special friend" had become something of a permanent fixture around the estate, as of late. Well-known by the staff, he was frequently caught attempting to skulk around the halls of the main house in close proximity to the wolf's chambers. It was an open secret which neither party elected to acknowledge. In Justin's case, he had no reason to interact with the staff—and for the staff, so long as Mason was happy and safe, they were more than happy to leave well enough alone. A curious habit had developed, as of late. Upon his return from extended business trips, Mason would send the entirety of his staff away on paid leave for the weekend. This case was no different, even going so far as to dismiss everyone via phone call save for someone to open the gate for the driver—both of whom were also dismissed as soon as the car was parked. Thus, Mason ensured that the only one remaining to welcome him home was his beloved Justin. Their initial, tender embrace was short-lived, as Mason urged the raccoon to follow—the latter disrobing himself in unbridled desire. Their destination—Mason's private study—was pristine in the light of the full moon. The raccoon's nude form was radiant in the contrasting glow of the room's sole incandescent lamp. Mason hastily unbuttoned the topmost part of his dress shirt and tugged his tie loose as he sat in his recliner. With a lascivious stare, he entreated his lover to approach. All too happy to acquiesce, Justin flung himself into the awaiting wolf's arms. Emboldened by his enthusiasm, Mason hoisted Justin upwards, pressing him against the window. His shaky breaths fogged the window as Mason took his prize in his hand. His gentle touch alone made the raccoon's shaft twitch and strain, but that was far from enough to truly satisfy the wolf. His other hand crept higher, massaging Justin's rear until he found his mark—then plunged two slicked fingers into his hole. Justin shuddered in ecstasy, dribbling precum into Mason's maw...
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Happy (get stepped on by a giant) Raccoon Day~❤️

Art by my lovely husband ❤️🥰

When these shortstacks suddenly get building-sized, they tend to enjoy themselves a little too much… 💦
October 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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A great, big thanks to @solacelunis.bsky.social for this fantastic YCH! I threw a little bit of mood-setting into the alt-text for those who enjoy such things ♥️
A horny wolf's "innocent" request to his partner would quickly earn him much more than he bargained for. What started as a lascivious request for a bit of face sitting unfolded into full-bodied, all-encompassing entombment between the short, stocky raccoon's plump rear. The shrunken wolf eagerly buried his muzzle in the humid air of the raccoon's scent, clean yet twinged with his natural musk, and encouraged the playful Procyon to entreat him further with hearty massages against his supple, fuzzy cheeks. By his own request, the wolf endured an hour of not-so-gentle scoots, smothers, and squishes, interlaced with the domineering teases that are carried on his lover's cutesy, booming voice.
September 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I feel the exact same way about Lord Windgrace and Mr. Foxglove. Like, no I’ll never get to pop off Windgrace’s final ability and Foxglove isn’t a great creature to build a deck around, but they can GET IT
2018 printing of Legendary Planeswalker from Magic: the Gathering. Lord Windgrace - a 2BRG card depicting an anthropomorphic black panther with the abilities: +2: Discard a card, then draw a card. If a land card is discarded in this way, draw an additional card. -3: Return up to two target land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. -11: Destroy up to six target nonland permanents, then create six 2/2 green Cat Warrior creature tokens with forestwalk. Lord Windgrace can be your commander. A 2024 printing of Mr. Foxglove, a 2GWL Legendary Creature - Fox Rogue from Magic: The Gathering. The card depicts an anthropomorphic fox dressed as a dashing rogue, tipping his hat while staring over his left shoulder at the viewer. The card has the following text: Lifelink Whenever Mr. Foxglove attacks, draw cards equal to the number of cards in defending player’s hand minus the number of cards in your hand. If you didn’t draw cards this way, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
September 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM