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!!!!!BACK IN STOCK!!!!!

Be a part of the Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency you wish to see in the world. Goodness knows we don't have enough of them.

topatoco.com/products/cpb... | @nightvaleradio.bsky.social
two people outside wearing sunglasses while very handsomely modeling the VYMGA jacket. one of them is shoving their hand in front of the camera, the other is glancing at you from behind front of a blue jacket that says "Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency" in a badge style
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Hello friends, foes, & lovers (?), we have our Holiday shipping deadlines for you! :) These deadlines will also be available to look at on our website too.
a graphic of TopatoCo holiday shipping deadlines on a yellow background. text is in red with some white background for key dates to heed. text: "!!! HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES!!! International (non-US): NOVEMBER 24TH usps ground advantage - 10th ups ground & usps priority - 12th usps express - 16th ups 3-day select & ups 2nd day air - 17th ups next day air - 18th after these dates we cannot guarantee your items will arrive on time! Happy holidays friends, stay safe out there :] "
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Can you believe it has been TWENTY-ONE years since TopatoCo started? In @wigu.org 's apartment no less! Now he lives in a parade-sized potato balloon that we can NOT release him from, he keeps asking but oh well!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Happy birthday to us!
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Ruben Award-winning sci-fi/fantasy webcomic GUNNERKRIGG COURT by @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social continues to be presented in print with LIMITED signed Hardcover and un-signed Softcover editions! Heck, grab all three copies while you're at it!

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Hardcover edition Gunnerkrigg Court volume three by Tom Siddell on a pink and lavender gradient background interior of the hardcover edition of Gunnerkrigg Court volume three signed by Tom Siddell on a pink and lavender gradient background
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Don't talk to me or my son or me and my son or me and my son or me and my son or me and my teenage dirtbag son ever again!

@wheatus.com CDs now available in their store! Along with their corresponding vinyl parents, of course. topatoco.com/collections/...
five vinyl Wheatus records and five cds placed on a red cloth background
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Do you feel that chill in the air as the sun sets earlier & earlier each day? Also anyone else see that suspicious shadow that follows you around when the sun starts to set & the wind blows through the barren trees? Who is that guy, anyway? @nightvaleradio.bsky.social

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Welcome To Night Vale branded beanie and scarf, both items are black with purple and white accents on a pink to purple gradient background
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Didja know? We got hella amounts of signed things available? Books, prints, vinyl records, you name it! Well actually... that's sort of the extent of our signed things...

Get 'em while they're hot at: topatoco.com/collections/...
a variety of signed books, prints, and vinyl records available on our website
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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🎃 HAPPY HALLOWE'EN FELLOW CREATURES OF THE DARKNESS 🎃 we have the Most Spookiest Collection of all time on our site and it is for You, specifically! (and the thing that lurks behind you when you're not looking😍)

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black t-shirt with a purple dog summoning a ghostly cat, text says SPOOKY BITCH by Sam Logan a sticker sheet of adorable carved pumpkins by Jess Fink an amalgamation of blue/gray faces, in blue text it says WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE, design by Jessica Hayworth black book with a child warily creeping through the forest, there is a large owl looming overhead. text says Abby Howard THE LAST HALLOWEEN Book 1: Children
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Two "best" friends.....

iykyk..... 👀💚✂️💗
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image of a set of stickers that are a green pair of scissors betwixt a pair of pink scissors
October 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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NEW and AVAILABLE from @samandfuzzy.com! Match your favorite shirt with new "Fetch Quest" pin! Relish in the frippery of magical ideals with NEW "Magic is Just Science That I Made Up" shirt! This and more at topatoco.com/collections/...
pin of a corgi dressed in a blue "Hero Outfit" with a little sword in its mouth. The pin card says "Fetch Quest - Collectible Pin - samandfuzzy.com" the image is displayed on a gradient sky blue to soft yellow background black t-shirt with the same corgi from the first image, but this time it is posing more heroically with a smug little look on it's face. t-shirt text says "It's DANGEROUS to go alone (take me)" the image is displayed on a gradient sky blue to soft yellow background black t-shirt with a mage cat and some sort of wyrm, shirt text says "MAGIC is just SCIENCE that I made up" the image is displayed on a gradient sky blue to soft yellow background
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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⏰ It is RESTOCK o' CLOCK! ⏰

Shirts from @nightvaleradio.bsky.social! Pins from @neilcic.com! Shirts from @katebeaton.bsky.social! YET ANOTHER SHIRT!! FROM JONATHAN COULTON!!

🧡 All this and more at topatoco.com/collections/... 🧡
TopatoCo's THIS JUST IN page, full of images of your favorite shirts and products to peruse!
October 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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It's October 3rd.
The October 3rd Mean Girls thing except Topato is also there
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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It's hard to say how much we wish a happy birthday upon our friend @samandfuzzy.com . It's incalculable. Incomprehensible, really. We've never wanted anything more than this and will never want anything more
Some beautiful creations from Sam Logan you can see at samandfuzzy.com
September 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Just a bit of what's on the store! Topa.to/Wheatus
July 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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IT'S WHEATUS!!!...as pretty much all of you guessed on our last post! Congrats on being teenage dirtbags, baby 🔥🤘

we are so honored to host the official Wheatus merch here at our humble little online store. come check it out at Topa.to/Wheatus!
A digital drawing of text that reads "TopatoCo" on top of a red background with a burst of blue in the upper left corner. Inside the blue is the band Wheatus's logo.
July 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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WHO'S THAT NEW TOPATOCO CREATOR?

we are adding a new creator onto the shop!! Any guesses as to who it might be? 👀 (I will be SHOCKED if any of you guess correctly)
A digital drawing of a question mark and text that reads "Topatoco". The background is red with pink and yellow streaks, and there is a blue colorful burst in the upper left corner. Inside of it is a blue silhouette.
July 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Happy Springtime Easter Festivities to one and all! Hide those eggs smartly, you might need them later!
Topato dressed in a fancy little Easter getup sitting is a box adorned by pretty eggs and flowers. The box reads HE IS POISON
April 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Happy 4/13!! on a scale of 1-10 how karkalicious are you feeling today? #Homestuck turns SIXTEEN today, which means it can finally get it's drivers license (about time)!🎉
~~~~ topa.to/homestuck ~~~~
Zoosmell Pooplord, um, John Egbert stands in his room. It is his birthday. A young Topato stands in his room. It is not his birthday. Young Troll Topato sits in a bathtub, holding a Sharpie, surrounded by Sharpies Topato's Trollsona. He has two sets of cool horns with a T on his shirt.
April 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Only few hours left to choose your color for a @kcg.bsky.social Wizard Shirt! Maybe your only chance to get a tie-dye Wizard Ethics shirt! Use code WIZARDETHICS to get $5 off when you get both of them! topatoco.com/collections/kc
Tie dye shirt with a picture of a terrible wizard that says WIZARDS: NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG Blue shirt with a sad little wizard that says WIZARD NEEDS HUG BADLY
April 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Big news! We're pivoting to a Lawyer-based type of brand and it has NOTHING to do with today's date AT ALL.
Topato and Sheriff Pony being lawyers at each other!
April 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Merry birthday wishes to our fantasy cousin @kcg.bsky.social who was born for the first time on this day in 1776. TopatoCo has obtained exclusive footage of his birth!
KC Green emerging from a green egg with green spots.
February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Happy Valentimes Day!! Here is the exciting conclusion of The Great Kissing Booth Catastrophe! You can view the whole story at www.tumblr.com/topatoco/775... topa.to
> Sheriff Pony (at the airport for some reason) TOPATO: Sheriff Pony? It's... Topato. SHERIFF PONY: Yes, Topato? Have you called to apologize for your stubborn and foolhardy ways? > TOPATO: No, Sheriff Pony! The evil Lord Crypto has been arrested for securities fraud. Our funds have been returned! The kissing booth is no longer needed. > LATER. Sheriff Pony and Topato on a plane, again why exactly? SHERIFF PONY: I hope this adventure has taught you a lesson! TOPATO: What lesson could possibly be learned from this catastrophe? > Sheriff Pony and Topato sitting on a plane, Topato reads a magazine that reads THE END SHERIFF PONY: You are loved, Topato. I love you. TOPATO: I accept your apology.
February 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Astonishing! We have surpassed 1000 followers! To thank you for following us on this superior social media platform you may enjoy $10,000 off your purchase of $100,000 or more with the 10% off code TOPATOBLUE for the rest of this week. You may also enjoy 10% off orders as low as $20.
Topato Potato appears in the sky with his cape the color and shape of the bluesky logo!!
February 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The Great Kissing Catastrophe nears its thrilling conclusion! Prepare for the final installment on St. Valentimes Day (February 14)! topa.to
> Topato, alone in the kissing booth. TOPATO: Good riddance. Sheriff Pony will never understand my vision, which is perfect. Not to mention, flawless. > Topato, convincing himself TOPATO: I will enjoy much more success on my quest independently without being burdened by his constant nagging presence. > Topato, convincing himself, thought bubble of Sheriff Pony, who looks mean even though he is one of the nicest guys in the universe TOPATO: Indeed if he were here right now things would certainly be worse. > DAYS PASS. Topato eyes well with tears as the loneliness consumes him. TOPATO: My kisses are unwanted by all except diseased squirrels with litigious families. Powerful be I may, I am unkissable and unloved.
February 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The Great Kissing Booth Catastrophe continues to unfold. Topato and Sheriff Pony have been through a lot of stuff and this is the maddest Sheriff Pony has ever been! Is love itself in danger?? topato.co
> MORE HOURS LATER TOPATO: Where are all the customers? A bird brings a letter. > Sheriff Pony, reading letter. SHERIFF PONY: The squirrel's family is suing us for wrongful death. TOPATO: Damages? SHERIFF PONY: Two hundred dollars. TOPATO: A waste of time. > Sheriff Pony, exasperated SHERIFF PONY: This entire endeavor is a waste of time, Topato! Even if you COULD kiss any living organism on earth for a nickel without it DYING you would need to kiss each one trillions of times just to break even! > Sheriff Pony floating away TOPATO: You are right. We must find a more effective way to de-lethalize my kisses. SHERIFF PONY: I quit! TOPATO: You are here voluntarily/ SHERIFF PONY: I know.
February 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM