TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment
@top-me.bsky.social
Born to dilly dally, forced to lock in
Can somebody please make a claymation farding penis? Thanks for making my christmas wish come true
December 24, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Can somebody please make a claymation farding penis? Thanks for making my christmas wish come true
Mine whines for attention so much that the shelter I adopted her from called her their resident rooster
December 21, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Mine whines for attention so much that the shelter I adopted her from called her their resident rooster
The same people who love to preach about “entitlement” seem pretty keen on making the world know how they moved heaven and earth for those $10, so obviously they own you and your forseeable future due to their magnanimous contributions 🙄
December 6, 2024 at 3:09 PM
The same people who love to preach about “entitlement” seem pretty keen on making the world know how they moved heaven and earth for those $10, so obviously they own you and your forseeable future due to their magnanimous contributions 🙄
Could you imagine if the shooter wasnt white? They wouldve put out a whole emergency broadcast and maybe even raised the tip reward lmao
December 5, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Could you imagine if the shooter wasnt white? They wouldve put out a whole emergency broadcast and maybe even raised the tip reward lmao
One estus flask, ah ah ah
TWO estus flasks, ah ah ah
TWO estus flasks, ah ah ah
December 4, 2024 at 6:41 PM
One estus flask, ah ah ah
TWO estus flasks, ah ah ah
TWO estus flasks, ah ah ah
Not less fucks in general, but definitely cant be bothered to pretend around these fakes anymore. Its consequences time baby, and the era of finding out comes one day at a time 🫡
December 4, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Not less fucks in general, but definitely cant be bothered to pretend around these fakes anymore. Its consequences time baby, and the era of finding out comes one day at a time 🫡
I dont get it, this joke went right through me
December 2, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I dont get it, this joke went right through me
I cant tell if I enjoy your devilish art or the psychedelic vibe more! They both tickle my brain the right way, just a little differently. Here in particular I love the split effect on psyduck you used 🫨
December 2, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I cant tell if I enjoy your devilish art or the psychedelic vibe more! They both tickle my brain the right way, just a little differently. Here in particular I love the split effect on psyduck you used 🫨
Do you like puns, roguelikes, and pixel graphics? Enter the Gungeon is one of my all time favorite games, and worth 20x the price tag (which is pretty low to begin with as its indie). Its difficult and punishing, but also cute and rewarding! Cant praise it enough
December 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Do you like puns, roguelikes, and pixel graphics? Enter the Gungeon is one of my all time favorite games, and worth 20x the price tag (which is pretty low to begin with as its indie). Its difficult and punishing, but also cute and rewarding! Cant praise it enough
I cant even count how many redwall books I read in school. Just thinking about them is making me hungry 🤤
December 2, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I cant even count how many redwall books I read in school. Just thinking about them is making me hungry 🤤
Do I get to keep my old skin after you remove it? I grew it myself so im very attached to it at the moment
December 2, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Do I get to keep my old skin after you remove it? I grew it myself so im very attached to it at the moment
I see dnd and rpgs, but have you ever checked out pathfinder? Either the vidya game or tabletop? Im a massive stan for the game, and trying to get more people to check them out! Especially with how wotc has handled “their” game lately
December 2, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I see dnd and rpgs, but have you ever checked out pathfinder? Either the vidya game or tabletop? Im a massive stan for the game, and trying to get more people to check them out! Especially with how wotc has handled “their” game lately
Been thinking for a long time we need a Pokemon farming game spinoff. Palworld meets Stardew, a happy little town where you cooperate with the wild pokemon and work together to improve and grow! Grow your own apricorns to make balls, pollinate crops with grass mons, etc…
December 2, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Been thinking for a long time we need a Pokemon farming game spinoff. Palworld meets Stardew, a happy little town where you cooperate with the wild pokemon and work together to improve and grow! Grow your own apricorns to make balls, pollinate crops with grass mons, etc…
Did you crochet that hat? Extra props if you did, but looking good regardless! ☺️
December 2, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Did you crochet that hat? Extra props if you did, but looking good regardless! ☺️
Not only that, but I feel like there is little intra-group diversity as well! Where are the outliers and exceptions? I want to see a moderately attractive lesbian that isnt an exaggerated butch/femme stereotype. Twinks and bears are great, but where are the normal dudes that just like dick sometime?
December 2, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Not only that, but I feel like there is little intra-group diversity as well! Where are the outliers and exceptions? I want to see a moderately attractive lesbian that isnt an exaggerated butch/femme stereotype. Twinks and bears are great, but where are the normal dudes that just like dick sometime?
Successfully quitting nicotine (again) has had a great impact on me too, and helped me start trying to do the same. Its easy to forget how nice things can be out in the real world when we are constantly bombarded with negativity. Healthy social interactions? YES PLEASE 🥹
December 2, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Successfully quitting nicotine (again) has had a great impact on me too, and helped me start trying to do the same. Its easy to forget how nice things can be out in the real world when we are constantly bombarded with negativity. Healthy social interactions? YES PLEASE 🥹
My handle works on a lot of levels, but mainly because Mousse there believes herself to be the chosen one. Disgustingly sweet and friendly to all, but despite her lack of *equipment* she WILL hump for dominance. Her coochie is rated E for everyone apparently
December 2, 2024 at 3:25 AM
My handle works on a lot of levels, but mainly because Mousse there believes herself to be the chosen one. Disgustingly sweet and friendly to all, but despite her lack of *equipment* she WILL hump for dominance. Her coochie is rated E for everyone apparently
This sent me on a whole trip, I didnt even stop to check if it was true before doing a little celebration dance lmao
December 2, 2024 at 3:16 AM
This sent me on a whole trip, I didnt even stop to check if it was true before doing a little celebration dance lmao
Nah dont let her cute little hat fool you! If she could talk, she would be even more of a menace to society than me. Shes a “shoot first, ask questions later” type of cowgirl 🤠
December 2, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Nah dont let her cute little hat fool you! If she could talk, she would be even more of a menace to society than me. Shes a “shoot first, ask questions later” type of cowgirl 🤠
Unfortunately, that assumes a lid is enough to stop the big one. Ever heard of the “bears vs tourists” problem with trashcans at Yellowstone?
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Unfortunately, that assumes a lid is enough to stop the big one. Ever heard of the “bears vs tourists” problem with trashcans at Yellowstone?