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The Law won't save you but a Taurus Judge will.

Always following 666.

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This looks like the marketing campaign.
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Yeah, this indicates the franchise is in the wrong hands if THIS is what they're struggling with. Fucking reboot.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Lol, "people don't like our message of turning them into valueless cogs."
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No one sane becomes a billionaire.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Whites gonna white.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's Veteran's Day not Memorial Day. Stupid-ass dotard.
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Should have tried it in Florida. Every idiot lawyer seems to do well there.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Answer me this riddle three, and ye can have me gold coin.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We ain't getting shit.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Guess it's Four Eyes now.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Alcohol lobby slipped them a case
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Iliad aka The Odyssey.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The problem will take care of itself when screwworm becomes endemic.
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fuck that. Let's go all the way and implant everyone with their favorite cut of beef that can regenerate.

*opening my beef flap*
"Brisket anyone?"
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reposted by Habeus Jocus
If at any point you are tempted to feel sorry for that miserable waste of skin please remind yourself that he has murdered a quarter of a million children and counting
Tracking Anticipated Deaths from USAID Funding Cuts
Brooke Nichols has launched online tracking tools that capture estimated increases in mortality and disease spread for HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis, malaria, and other diseases as a result of the near-total...
www.bu.edu
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
She Groucho Marxed his ass.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM