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Writers will snort anything to make their deadlines.
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
He's a wanker.
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A groomer, a Loomer, and now a coomer.
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He heard the military recruits teenagers and was suddenly a journalist.
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
He was born in Colombia, too. Dude is stupid as fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You need them because there's only one toilet for all three.
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I can already tell that his running in movies rivals that of Tom Cruise.
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
RFK Jr.'s sex life is more complicated than the JFK conspiracy.
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They should take his boat away for sure.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pope Diamond
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Best part is you can get off at the next stop if you don't like the company!
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reposted by Habeus Jocus
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That's why you need 100 gyoza to be the standard order, as reparations.
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Well we know who the bottom and who the top was, but that's about all we could take away from that presser.
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I, too, am running for California governor.
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Mamdani obviously has manners and was always going to be a gracious guest.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM