TootBender
@tootbender.bsky.social
I'm unhealthily obsessed with dragons and Astarion. 🔞 Begone children. (21 yrs old.)
Me when Astarion yells at other people in his growling voice
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Me when Astarion yells at other people in his growling voice
You come up with such creative abilities that aren't just "this one breathes fire and this one spits venom etc."
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You come up with such creative abilities that aren't just "this one breathes fire and this one spits venom etc."
Oh he's getting pegged
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh he's getting pegged
Are they pegging him in the lower right pic??
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Are they pegging him in the lower right pic??
I saw one person say they found it "disturbing" when they see Astarion shipped with a woman. 😬😬😬
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I saw one person say they found it "disturbing" when they see Astarion shipped with a woman. 😬😬😬
Oh my God that's fucking galaxy brain
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Oh my God that's fucking galaxy brain
I think the best way to describe his version of Astarion is "ghoulishly handsome."
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think the best way to describe his version of Astarion is "ghoulishly handsome."
I love his fucking Disney Villain laugh
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I love his fucking Disney Villain laugh
Honestly I don't think Larian has an excuse because Dragon's Dogma (a game that was released in 2012) had an AMAZING character creator, and the armor adapted to your character's body type too! Seriously look up a yt video and you'll see what we could've had.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Honestly I don't think Larian has an excuse because Dragon's Dogma (a game that was released in 2012) had an AMAZING character creator, and the armor adapted to your character's body type too! Seriously look up a yt video and you'll see what we could've had.
It's so fucking funny how he's a shrimp in the cartoons but still has a six pack
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It's so fucking funny how he's a shrimp in the cartoons but still has a six pack
This is why I come up with some bullshit way for his LI to become immortal lmao
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is why I come up with some bullshit way for his LI to become immortal lmao
I gave him a glow up ✨✨✨
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I gave him a glow up ✨✨✨
I read a smutty fanfic every night and I still haven't dreamed of him 😔
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I read a smutty fanfic every night and I still haven't dreamed of him 😔
Bro's head looks like a tear drop 💀💀💀
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Bro's head looks like a tear drop 💀💀💀
That shirt is fighting for it's life
a man is flying through the air in front of a building that says " oa "
ALT: a man is flying through the air in front of a building that says " oa "
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November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That shirt is fighting for it's life
I have never been so obsessed with another character as much as Astarion except for maybe Cynder from when I was little.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I have never been so obsessed with another character as much as Astarion except for maybe Cynder from when I was little.
"[GNOME] Punch him in the Bollocks."
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"[GNOME] Punch him in the Bollocks."
I really wish we had the option to give Astarion a good tongue lashing about his racism against gnomes, have him grow from that like Sokka.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I really wish we had the option to give Astarion a good tongue lashing about his racism against gnomes, have him grow from that like Sokka.
Guys Night Guys Night
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Guys Night Guys Night
I picture Gale as being built like Clopin from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame with a bit more pudge.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I picture Gale as being built like Clopin from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame with a bit more pudge.