He's still going to find someone to blame

If a carpenter fails, a house might collapse. If the soldier fails, people die. If the teacher fails, the religious right gains followers.

And flick some pickle juice on that thing. That's how Hannibal likes his sandwiches.

Please don't bring Xitter posts here...

Word problems are hard, man. You mix up the three R's like that, of course you're going to have problems. 😂

“Was it really my fault?”
asked the Short Skirt.
“No, it happened with me too,”
replied the Burka.
The diaper in the corner couldn’t even speak.

-Darshan Mondkar

Caught this guy at Lincoln Park.