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Into the volcano, little pony!
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"Starlight is quite right. We don't want to be accused of being prejudiced."
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Yayyyyyy
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
GOAT Melody (has to take clothes to the laundromat, working-class single parent household, very helpful with the twins) vs washed Bon Bon (has laundry room in the basement, dual-parent bougie upbringing in massive house, has a villain song because she doesn't want to help Baby Pony)
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Rockin Beats are cooler than anyone has ever been. Just a band of ponies. Sick as heck
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
She always turns tail and hides when she gets overwhelmed! She's never vulnerable with her friends on purpose. In fact, she always looks at her own reflection like she's frustrated she doesn't have the answers until she's interrupted or she hallucinates herself telling her what to do.
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
She clearly defines herself by her role of being the "responsible" one and who everyone looks to, to the point where her receiving advice from Miss Hackney is her deepest secret. The answer to this is kind of "that's her main archetype to the writers, too," but ALSO...
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm SOOOO fascinated by Starlight today. Why does she gravitate so strongly towards authority figures (Miss Hackney, and she only shows interest in Ace when he becomes team captain). Why does she sleep with a nun watching over her.
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oh my God
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Grateful for all my friends, followers, mutuals, and for every member of my Tales family today! 😁
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Have I mentioned that I love Buddy? :, ) His hairstyle is just Patch's, but in reverse.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Goes to Melody’s house, does this with no explanation, and leaves
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I have incredible news for you about the episode Princess Problems:
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You sound like her doting father:
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like that she has WAY too many clothes to fit in her dresser (this really gives 'her parents spoil their only child'). I like the cuck chair that they take the beads off of for her makeover.

(It's also funny that she has a teddy bear on her bed when she mocked Teddy ruthlessly for having one.)
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I like the details in the ponies' rooms in MLP Tales. :, ) I wonder if Princess Problems was written when they gave Patch a princess bed, or if that just reinforces that she's a princess in her dad's eyes.

I like how many books she has, and the little basketball hoop!
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They/them Half Note will save me
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I like that this is Patch's default posture. There are a lot I'm missing; she does it like four separate times in Princess Problems alone. I don't know how to describe it but I definitely think she's up to no good.
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I respectfully disagree! If anything, the Tales characters are too restrained and on-model most of the time. Lance's expression would not be as jarring if they were more frequently as expressive as they are in the theme. Love the coziness of Tales animation, BUT I love when they get zany, too. : )
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s insane that she came to the party, saw everyone’s backs turned to her like this, and ASSUMED they were all laughing at her dreams and she should bowl into the woods in the dark at full speed to find new friends. She has so many problems!
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I like how

a.) Patch only does this face-touching thing with her dear friend Rosy from the orphanage, demonstrating how close of a bond they have without telling you

and

b.) AWWWW THEY BOTH WEAR BANGS!!! It’s the designated “hobo hairstyle,“ folks! <3
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just had the thought “I really wish I had a SUPER COOL bomber jacket right about now,” but then I realized that *she* is sneaking up on me again. : /
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If I was the oldest daughter in a religious quiverfull (?) family AND my symbol predisposed me to be a call center worker forever, I would probably be a massive bitch, too:
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Realized today that you can call them Trick or Treat!!!!!
September 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's very on-brand of her, TBH! She already wants to enter the fashion industry to correct her low self esteem (lol??), even though she has a stupid color scheme AND is a stress-eater. She already has traditional parents who ground her a lot. Would being gay really make anything worse? : /
September 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM