Toooast!!!
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Toooast!!!
@toooast.bsky.social
Too drunk to blog.
What's the record for total turnovers in a 10-minute OT period?
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Refs are cheating for KC unless they're playing Dallas? Yeah, that's the ticket!
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
He had generally done an excellent job and was well regarded around the league before literally murdering Dallas basketball. When he did something that didn't work (eg, Grant Williams S&T), he pivoted and cut his losses.
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Usually organizations fail QBs, not the other way around.
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Let's all wish a happy 50th birthday to the great Ken Tremendous of Fremulon Insurance Co. (Seriously, it's today.)
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Joe Davis did point that out, thankfully.
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Shoutout to 1969 Jerry West and 1987 Ron Hextall
October 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Oh man, I've been there before! Hadn't thought about that place in a minute.
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I've been moving the taskbar to the top for the past 25 years to mimic a Mac and you can't do it on Windows 11
October 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Stashed him as a $1 rookie in a keeper league to prevent him from ever seeing the light of day and absolutely punted my SJW ethics within like 6 weeks. I am awful.
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's a song called "Buy a Boy a Baseball" by a man who is from the city of Dallas but recorded a bunch of songs about how backwoods he is.
July 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Maybe Hiroshima is like Reno or Lancaster. Or the balls are conditioned for NPB's customary indoor baseball and fly farther outdoors. Please make it be true!
July 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's an absurdly ugly city and a warning to all who visit there of the future of unchecked capitalism.
July 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A not-insignificant percentage of Rangers fans -- who represent a colossal geographical footprint -- have stopped attending games because they spend more time in their cars traveling to/from Arlington than the game lasts. (From my couch, I say "F 'em!")
July 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm friends with the victim's family. I had thought of them as rich, but the protracted nightmare that followed this incident taught me the difference between rich and wealthy.
June 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My sister was at that game. And Randy Johnson's perfect game in Atlanta. Meanwhile, I, baseball addict, have never witnessed anything more noteworthy than several benches-clearing incidents at Veterans Stadium.
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Also the only mention of his first name in the whole series, no?
June 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You don’t remember who the NHL Commissioner before Bettman was because there wasn’t one — he’s the first. Before him, the league had a President.
April 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fascinating mix. Fire Theft but no Sunny Day Real Estate? Also, it includes my least favorite song, and only my least favorite song, on two of my favorite records of the past 25-ish years: Emergency & I and Future Me Hates Me. (OK maybe I like "The Jitters" less than "You Are Invited")
March 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Li'l Stubby heard the video and came running. He is now investigating the area.

Also I have another cat who is deaf and begs for treats at like 70 dB; obviously has no idea how damn loud he is.
January 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM