Toonwatcher
Toonwatcher
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You could buy a Caine plushie, then go on Amazon to buy a chainsaw...
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When Caine's actions have been compared to AM, it's difficult to argue that he's only like this because he's stupid.
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think there's some deep seated trauma behind why Jax doesn't want to return to reality.

We still can't trust him, but he might not have done it to be a dick.
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If it helps, the way out was never real to begin with.
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rosebud is a sled!
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Kid" Rock doesn't really fit him any more anyway. He's more like "That One Racist Uncle" Rock.
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I mean, at least MJ carries a damn taser in this one.
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Retevern?
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yeah, Capcom really seems to hate their fans for some reason.
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Okay but I didn't know I needed InvisiBlazer until now.
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Still not as shameful as the Wal-Mart ads.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We also would have accepted "Seven-of-nine, more like Sixty-of-nine!"
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’d go with the Doc Ock arms since making frequent use of a time chamber would also cause you to rapidly age (trust me, I have a Shudder subscription)
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You can't remotely lock a non-smart fridge.
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tabuu?
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM