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I can weather the storm, Toons.
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I can weather the storm, Toons.
Look at what you've made me do! Now we're all going to suffer.
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Look at what you've made me do! Now we're all going to suffer.
AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OU FFHOW!!!1!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 AM
AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OU FFHOW!!!1!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
I'll counter your tricks with a trap of my own.
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I'll counter your tricks with a trap of my own.
You think you're SO powerful just because you have GAGS!
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
You think you're SO powerful just because you have GAGS!
You have the power to stop this madness!
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
You have the power to stop this madness!
Now come forward! I'll show you what intelligence is truly capable of!
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Now come forward! I'll show you what intelligence is truly capable of!
I invite you to play Ip Dip, and this is how you treat me?!
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I invite you to play Ip Dip, and this is how you treat me?!
You'll do a whole lot better with my club.
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
You'll do a whole lot better with my club.
Work harder, not smarter.
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Work harder, not smarter.
Time to take a thpin!! HAHA!
January 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Time to take a thpin!! HAHA!
Give a warm, hot on the oven, flaff fire, round of applauffe for my ffecond favorite ffet of...
Ffcallywagff, clownff, quipffterff, harlequinff, buffoonff, wiffecrackerff, raffcalff, ne'er-do-wellff,
Knuckleheadff... the very ffpeffial... Dave Brubot Quartet! Ffanff a ffimiliar ffafe, of courffe!!
Ffcallywagff, clownff, quipffterff, harlequinff, buffoonff, wiffecrackerff, raffcalff, ne'er-do-wellff,
Knuckleheadff... the very ffpeffial... Dave Brubot Quartet! Ffanff a ffimiliar ffafe, of courffe!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Give a warm, hot on the oven, flaff fire, round of applauffe for my ffecond favorite ffet of...
Ffcallywagff, clownff, quipffterff, harlequinff, buffoonff, wiffecrackerff, raffcalff, ne'er-do-wellff,
Knuckleheadff... the very ffpeffial... Dave Brubot Quartet! Ffanff a ffimiliar ffafe, of courffe!!
Ffcallywagff, clownff, quipffterff, harlequinff, buffoonff, wiffecrackerff, raffcalff, ne'er-do-wellff,
Knuckleheadff... the very ffpeffial... Dave Brubot Quartet! Ffanff a ffimiliar ffafe, of courffe!!
THITH oughta really make your head thpin!
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
THITH oughta really make your head thpin!
You started this! You can end it at any time.
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
You started this! You can end it at any time.
I'm removing your warranty.
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm removing your warranty.
Good luck taking this shot.
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Good luck taking this shot.
You have the power to stop this madness!
December 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
You have the power to stop this madness!
I don't make friends with 'bogeys.'
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don't make friends with 'bogeys.'
Don't you juth love the THRILL of it?!
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Don't you juth love the THRILL of it?!
The Club President sets a golf ball on the tee.
December 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Club President sets a golf ball on the tee.
I'm filtering you out.
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm filtering you out.
Welcome back to the Tooniverffe'ff favorite ffhow!
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Welcome back to the Tooniverffe'ff favorite ffhow!
I think this is called 'delayed physical aggression.'
December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think this is called 'delayed physical aggression.'
AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OU FFHOW!!!1!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OU FFHOW!!!1!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!