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Newcastle United's Misfiring Attack Is Derailing Their 25/26 Season.
A stats-led look at why Newcastle’s blunt attack currently points to a mid-table finish, and what that means for Eddie Howe.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Craig Hope has actually lost the plot over Jude Bellingham - Really weird.
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Craig Hope has actually lost the plot over Jude Bellingham - Really weird.
Lewis Hall fit enough to start for England u21s…
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Lewis Hall fit enough to start for England u21s…
This Kees Smit transfer reports are the most obvious let’s throw a bone to the fan base, no chance it happens. Up there with the Wissa will only be out 6 weeks reports.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
This Kees Smit transfer reports are the most obvious let’s throw a bone to the fan base, no chance it happens. Up there with the Wissa will only be out 6 weeks reports.
The Howe PR machine is firing on all cylinders this morning
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The Howe PR machine is firing on all cylinders this morning
Will Howe pull another rabbit out the hat and turn this around? He’s done it before but I have my doubts this time.
One things for sure, if he doesn’t make radical changes in terms of selection and tactics he is done for.
One things for sure, if he doesn’t make radical changes in terms of selection and tactics he is done for.
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Will Howe pull another rabbit out the hat and turn this around? He’s done it before but I have my doubts this time.
One things for sure, if he doesn’t make radical changes in terms of selection and tactics he is done for.
One things for sure, if he doesn’t make radical changes in terms of selection and tactics he is done for.
The recruitment has absolutely killed us btw. Elanga and Ramsey look like absolutely wastes of space and I would really like to understand the the thinking behind signing a striker whose game is completely different to the one you just sold and built a team around
Not fit for purpose some might say
Not fit for purpose some might say
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The recruitment has absolutely killed us btw. Elanga and Ramsey look like absolutely wastes of space and I would really like to understand the the thinking behind signing a striker whose game is completely different to the one you just sold and built a team around
Not fit for purpose some might say
Not fit for purpose some might say
Hahaha I don’t want anybody ever telling me how good Dan Burn is.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hahaha I don’t want anybody ever telling me how good Dan Burn is.
2 years ago it was oh Lewis Hall isn’t good enough when he clearly was and now it’s Lewis Hall isn’t fit enough when he clearly is.
All to keep the teachers pet on the pitch
All to keep the teachers pet on the pitch
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
2 years ago it was oh Lewis Hall isn’t good enough when he clearly was and now it’s Lewis Hall isn’t fit enough when he clearly is.
All to keep the teachers pet on the pitch
All to keep the teachers pet on the pitch
It’s like fucking Groundhog Day from 2 seasons ago. Howe refusing to rotate the team and playing Burn at left back who is absolutely shit
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It’s like fucking Groundhog Day from 2 seasons ago. Howe refusing to rotate the team and playing Burn at left back who is absolutely shit
That’s not a dive that’s a penalty lol
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That’s not a dive that’s a penalty lol
I mean Burns given them enough chances so was bound to happen
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I mean Burns given them enough chances so was bound to happen
And there it is…
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And there it is…
Crap performance but moment of brilliance from Barnes.
Burn and Pope doing there best to give Brentford an equaliser.
I’d imagine we are going to see a back 5 and a filthy low block for most of the second half from Howe. Think we need a second goal though
Burn and Pope doing there best to give Brentford an equaliser.
I’d imagine we are going to see a back 5 and a filthy low block for most of the second half from Howe. Think we need a second goal though
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Crap performance but moment of brilliance from Barnes.
Burn and Pope doing there best to give Brentford an equaliser.
I’d imagine we are going to see a back 5 and a filthy low block for most of the second half from Howe. Think we need a second goal though
Burn and Pope doing there best to give Brentford an equaliser.
I’d imagine we are going to see a back 5 and a filthy low block for most of the second half from Howe. Think we need a second goal though
Pope and burn are going to cost us again
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Pope and burn are going to cost us again
Honestly it’s not acceptable to have a premier league full back this technically inept
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Honestly it’s not acceptable to have a premier league full back this technically inept
Barnes, start to finish, that’s fucking class
We were offering nothing up until then
We were offering nothing up until then
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Barnes, start to finish, that’s fucking class
We were offering nothing up until then
We were offering nothing up until then
This might be the slowest team back to front I’ve ever seen
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This might be the slowest team back to front I’ve ever seen
Midfield looks lost again, run into the ground. The 3 games a week squad.
Should’ve just kept that 200m in the bank earning interest and not bothered buying depth
Should’ve just kept that 200m in the bank earning interest and not bothered buying depth
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Midfield looks lost again, run into the ground. The 3 games a week squad.
Should’ve just kept that 200m in the bank earning interest and not bothered buying depth
Should’ve just kept that 200m in the bank earning interest and not bothered buying depth
Dan Burn has been absolutely fucking shit. Premier league footballer unable to control a ball. When will the credit in the bank run out…
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dan Burn has been absolutely fucking shit. Premier league footballer unable to control a ball. When will the credit in the bank run out…
Fuck me lads, bit of urgency please
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Fuck me lads, bit of urgency please
If Gordon was carrying an injury, why was he playing midweek when we had £100m of wingers on the bench?
Why do journos never press the manager on this
Why do journos never press the manager on this
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If Gordon was carrying an injury, why was he playing midweek when we had £100m of wingers on the bench?
Why do journos never press the manager on this
Why do journos never press the manager on this
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You poor bastards thinking Lewis Hall is going to get back in the team…
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November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You poor bastards thinking Lewis Hall is going to get back in the team…
Job done. But 3 points on Sunday is essential
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Job done. But 3 points on Sunday is essential