Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Pumpkin spice latte meetings be this lit?

5) you left your wife with a perfect stranger at 2am. AT THE VERY LEAST BE ALERT ENOUGH TO ANSWER THE PHONE WHEN I CALL TO LET YOU KNOW SHE'S HOME SAFE.

4) you haven't been in a particular area in X amount of years? THIS ISNT THE TIME TO CHECK TO SEE IF A STRIP CLUB STILL EXISTS AFTER 20 YEARS.

Google maps couldve told you that.

3) Your wife wants to go home, but you want to bar hop with ya buddies? SCHEDULE A STOP AND SEND YOUR WIFE HOME!

AT NO POINT SHOULD I BE USING GOOGLE MAPS TO GET HER HOME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE APP.

2) pee BEFORE you get in the car.

You pissing in a mall parking lot at 2am next to my car wasn't on the agenda for the ride.

1) your uber driver doesn't care how long yall been together or married, STOP ARGUING IN THE BACKSEAT!