Toomuchupstairs
@toomuchupstairs.bsky.social
The Pharoah is coming
Libraries must go hard if you love books
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Libraries must go hard if you love books
Call me homo erectus the way I'm going ape shit on it
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Call me homo erectus the way I'm going ape shit on it
Been thinking a lot about that time I went skinny dipping at the beach at night and got bioluminescent plankton in my bush
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Been thinking a lot about that time I went skinny dipping at the beach at night and got bioluminescent plankton in my bush
I know that ancient curse is coming
September 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I know that ancient curse is coming
I'm so fucking sick of my mum barging in my room without knocking. Like I keep having to explain I'm NOT jacking off I'm tinkering with my gadgets and gizmos!!!
September 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I'm so fucking sick of my mum barging in my room without knocking. Like I keep having to explain I'm NOT jacking off I'm tinkering with my gadgets and gizmos!!!
I got struck by lightning and now I'm straight
July 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I got struck by lightning and now I'm straight
Nightmare blunt rotation but it's just me and my phone
June 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation but it's just me and my phone
Save me Fetty Wap. Fetty Wap please save me, if you can hear me please send help. Fetty Wap save me
May 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Save me Fetty Wap. Fetty Wap please save me, if you can hear me please send help. Fetty Wap save me
Smelling her the same way old cartoons smelled a pie cooling on a windowsill
May 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Smelling her the same way old cartoons smelled a pie cooling on a windowsill
I live in fear that the pharaoh will not make it in time
May 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I live in fear that the pharaoh will not make it in time
If the pharaoh was approaching would you be scared or excited
May 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
If the pharaoh was approaching would you be scared or excited
I'm only mean to service workers and low level employees
April 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm only mean to service workers and low level employees
Like this post if I should do meth
March 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Like this post if I should do meth
Maybe sleep is just overrated
March 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Maybe sleep is just overrated
The pharaoh is coming
March 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The pharaoh is coming
I can start fires with my mind
March 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I can start fires with my mind
If you have pure intentions and live in your heart you don't need to separate your darks and your whites
March 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If you have pure intentions and live in your heart you don't need to separate your darks and your whites
Before beer what did people drink while they drove?
March 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Before beer what did people drink while they drove?
Maybe my account is blacklisted because they don't want you guys to know that the pharaoh is approaching
March 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Maybe my account is blacklisted because they don't want you guys to know that the pharaoh is approaching
Spear of Longinus sounding rod
March 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Spear of Longinus sounding rod
I am blessed fuck a pharoah
March 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I am blessed fuck a pharoah
The pharaoh is coming
March 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The pharaoh is coming
As a man why are you running to the bus? Where are you going? To kiss boys?
March 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
As a man why are you running to the bus? Where are you going? To kiss boys?
Astigmatism in my eyes bitch I've seen GOD
February 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Astigmatism in my eyes bitch I've seen GOD
Fucked up at the crib looking like a Basquiat painting
February 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Fucked up at the crib looking like a Basquiat painting