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Enthusiast. Seeker of shiny distractions.
“Arbitrary and capricious” is such a tell that no one knows what the fuck they are doing.
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
“Arbitrary and capricious” is such a tell that no one knows what the fuck they are doing.
The Roman Senate in March?
January 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The Roman Senate in March?
It’s on the bar exam! Even if he didn’t take crimpro he should know SOMETHING
January 23, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It’s on the bar exam! Even if he didn’t take crimpro he should know SOMETHING
That song rules. Wolf Parade remain a top-5 loudest shows I’ve ever seen. They made plaster dust come down from the theater’s ceiling. 10/10
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 AM
That song rules. Wolf Parade remain a top-5 loudest shows I’ve ever seen. They made plaster dust come down from the theater’s ceiling. 10/10
You do NOT fuck with the Ents
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
You do NOT fuck with the Ents
I’m sure it was cited in case law we read, but I don’t think we read it in ConLaw and I didn’t take 1stAm law.
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I’m sure it was cited in case law we read, but I don’t think we read it in ConLaw and I didn’t take 1stAm law.
His first two were frequent driving around music from late hs through college
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
His first two were frequent driving around music from late hs through college
Wild stuff!
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Wild stuff!
I agree with you on this
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I agree with you on this
It was Grossman, right?
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It was Grossman, right?
I liked dropping out of swings at the height of the backswing. Got tangled and had to jerk my arm out of the chain. It went straight to the ground and I broke the radius and the ulna when it hit. The city got tired of having to deal with children hurting themselves on the most awesome playground
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I liked dropping out of swings at the height of the backswing. Got tangled and had to jerk my arm out of the chain. It went straight to the ground and I broke the radius and the ulna when it hit. The city got tired of having to deal with children hurting themselves on the most awesome playground
lol wut. Tennessee built different, and I say that from Kentucky
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
lol wut. Tennessee built different, and I say that from Kentucky
Just thinking I once admired his writing feels like such a let-down these days.
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Just thinking I once admired his writing feels like such a let-down these days.
Cool, let’s do Slot now
January 5, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Cool, let’s do Slot now
Entirely a joke on my part.
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Entirely a joke on my part.
It’s “with yazzies”, somehow
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 AM
It’s “with yazzies”, somehow
Rubio can’t do anything without his treasured bottle of water.
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Rubio can’t do anything without his treasured bottle of water.
Asbury Park is an absolutely WILD hang
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Asbury Park is an absolutely WILD hang
Lol y’all. This might be an all-timer
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Lol y’all. This might be an all-timer