this is a lesbian couple. to me 💕

gotta figure out how to make the message appetising to libs who think they’re Woke Left

i went to a gay commie school for undergrad it was the norm to tie everything back to capitalism and lead with a SMASH THE FASH mentality. now i’m at a Real University TM for grad school and everyone is already on edge around me because i have dyed hair a keffiyeh and pronouns lmao

every time i try to make a decision a voice in my head goes “this is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors” like yeah shit i’ll drink to that *chugs my chocolate milk*

no fictional character has ever gotten me the way chidi anagonye does. like that’s a character for the girlies with anxiety induced by insurmountable hyperawareness of the ineffable nature of human existence and the infinite intricacies of morality/ethics 🤠

like what you just take a dog out to potty without needing to mentally tear apart virtue ethics and determinism vs free will? be so fucking for real you sound insane

not .

- adhd simulator </3

me at 6 pm: i’ll go to bed early tonight. fix my sleep schedule. get shit done at normal human times.

me at 3 am every fuckikg night without fail: yeah i’ll just start that tomorrow