Ro 🦇
@toomanybats.bsky.social
Ro // 29 // she/her // bi //ghoap brainrot 🧼💀// mdni 🔞 // fic writer // https://toomanybats.straw.page
Who up crankin they hog ✊
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Who up crankin they hog ✊
You know what? hell yeah they do.
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
You know what? hell yeah they do.
“…”
“…”
“Are you also kind of annoyed that ghost ruined the surprise?”
“We worked so hard on it!”
“…”
“I actually thought your drawing of the moon was really good.”
“THANK YOU! I was really proud of it.” *grumpy rumblings continue until they see it framed on the rec room wall two days later*
“…”
“Are you also kind of annoyed that ghost ruined the surprise?”
“We worked so hard on it!”
“…”
“I actually thought your drawing of the moon was really good.”
“THANK YOU! I was really proud of it.” *grumpy rumblings continue until they see it framed on the rec room wall two days later*
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“…”
“…”
“Are you also kind of annoyed that ghost ruined the surprise?”
“We worked so hard on it!”
“…”
“I actually thought your drawing of the moon was really good.”
“THANK YOU! I was really proud of it.” *grumpy rumblings continue until they see it framed on the rec room wall two days later*
“…”
“Are you also kind of annoyed that ghost ruined the surprise?”
“We worked so hard on it!”
“…”
“I actually thought your drawing of the moon was really good.”
“THANK YOU! I was really proud of it.” *grumpy rumblings continue until they see it framed on the rec room wall two days later*
Zef what the heck how dare you be so kind and sweet 😭🩷🩷🩷 I’m really glad you enjoy my writing and I appreciate you 🥹🫶
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Zef what the heck how dare you be so kind and sweet 😭🩷🩷🩷 I’m really glad you enjoy my writing and I appreciate you 🥹🫶
But at least it’s biodegradable 😂
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
But at least it’s biodegradable 😂
Poor soap. He’s a very bright man, but he’s also dense as a box of rocks. The duality of man and all that 😂
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Poor soap. He’s a very bright man, but he’s also dense as a box of rocks. The duality of man and all that 😂
Heartbreak he can handle, but the relentless mockery of two of his best friends? He simply has to go into hiding. 😂
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Heartbreak he can handle, but the relentless mockery of two of his best friends? He simply has to go into hiding. 😂
I just know they’re both gonna start walking into rooms and dead serious saying ‘I love you’ then start cackling and leave 😭 poor ghostie
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I just know they’re both gonna start walking into rooms and dead serious saying ‘I love you’ then start cackling and leave 😭 poor ghostie
Thank you tenz 🥰 saps, the pair of them. He might be right about moving though because Gaz and price may be happy for them but they’re not likely to let it go either…
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Thank you tenz 🥰 saps, the pair of them. He might be right about moving though because Gaz and price may be happy for them but they’re not likely to let it go either…
“I love you.” Ghost murmurs against Soaps lips. “I love you, I love-“ Soap cuts him off again,, swallows his words.
When Ghost’s mask finally gets kicked to the floor, it lands in a small pile of glitter, red and gold painting the black and white.
When Ghost’s mask finally gets kicked to the floor, it lands in a small pile of glitter, red and gold painting the black and white.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“I love you.” Ghost murmurs against Soaps lips. “I love you, I love-“ Soap cuts him off again,, swallows his words.
When Ghost’s mask finally gets kicked to the floor, it lands in a small pile of glitter, red and gold painting the black and white.
When Ghost’s mask finally gets kicked to the floor, it lands in a small pile of glitter, red and gold painting the black and white.
“I said it to Price and Gaz first, by accident.”
“Is that why the vibes were so abysmal when I came back in?” Soap exclaims, laughter in his eyes.
“I can never see them again. We have to move.” Soap does start laughing then, and so does Ghost.
“Is that why the vibes were so abysmal when I came back in?” Soap exclaims, laughter in his eyes.
“I can never see them again. We have to move.” Soap does start laughing then, and so does Ghost.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“I said it to Price and Gaz first, by accident.”
“Is that why the vibes were so abysmal when I came back in?” Soap exclaims, laughter in his eyes.
“I can never see them again. We have to move.” Soap does start laughing then, and so does Ghost.
“Is that why the vibes were so abysmal when I came back in?” Soap exclaims, laughter in his eyes.
“I can never see them again. We have to move.” Soap does start laughing then, and so does Ghost.
“Meet me at the watchtower.” It reads.
“I had a whole evening planned.” Soap explains. “Your birthday present was going to be me. My heart, as naff as that may sound. Price had given us the time off duty and everything. And then you just walked in and said it to my face, you brave sod.”
“I had a whole evening planned.” Soap explains. “Your birthday present was going to be me. My heart, as naff as that may sound. Price had given us the time off duty and everything. And then you just walked in and said it to my face, you brave sod.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Meet me at the watchtower.” It reads.
“I had a whole evening planned.” Soap explains. “Your birthday present was going to be me. My heart, as naff as that may sound. Price had given us the time off duty and everything. And then you just walked in and said it to my face, you brave sod.”
“I had a whole evening planned.” Soap explains. “Your birthday present was going to be me. My heart, as naff as that may sound. Price had given us the time off duty and everything. And then you just walked in and said it to my face, you brave sod.”
“And why is it on your bed?” Ghost says, wiping it off on the belly of Soap’s t shirt.
“Arts and crafts.” Soap shrugs and rolls to fetch the card Price had dropped onto it before he’d scarpered.
It’s a glittery monstrosity, gaudy and three clearly different artists hands at work on it.
“Arts and crafts.” Soap shrugs and rolls to fetch the card Price had dropped onto it before he’d scarpered.
It’s a glittery monstrosity, gaudy and three clearly different artists hands at work on it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“And why is it on your bed?” Ghost says, wiping it off on the belly of Soap’s t shirt.
“Arts and crafts.” Soap shrugs and rolls to fetch the card Price had dropped onto it before he’d scarpered.
It’s a glittery monstrosity, gaudy and three clearly different artists hands at work on it.
“Arts and crafts.” Soap shrugs and rolls to fetch the card Price had dropped onto it before he’d scarpered.
It’s a glittery monstrosity, gaudy and three clearly different artists hands at work on it.
Soap kisses him. Hard. So that answers that, really.
The kissing devolves into making out, which becomes heavy petting pretty rapidly. Ghost is getting ready to finally start peeling Soap’s clothes off when he puts his hand in the glitter.
“It’s biodegradable.” Soap says like that’s the problem.
The kissing devolves into making out, which becomes heavy petting pretty rapidly. Ghost is getting ready to finally start peeling Soap’s clothes off when he puts his hand in the glitter.
“It’s biodegradable.” Soap says like that’s the problem.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Soap kisses him. Hard. So that answers that, really.
The kissing devolves into making out, which becomes heavy petting pretty rapidly. Ghost is getting ready to finally start peeling Soap’s clothes off when he puts his hand in the glitter.
“It’s biodegradable.” Soap says like that’s the problem.
The kissing devolves into making out, which becomes heavy petting pretty rapidly. Ghost is getting ready to finally start peeling Soap’s clothes off when he puts his hand in the glitter.
“It’s biodegradable.” Soap says like that’s the problem.
He’s starting to suspect that may have been a little foolish.
“I love you. Too.” Soap is beaming now, so hard his cheeks have dimpled and his eyes are creased.
“Like. Romantically?” Ghost feels like he has to check, he has to confirm for sure-
“I love you. Too.” Soap is beaming now, so hard his cheeks have dimpled and his eyes are creased.
“Like. Romantically?” Ghost feels like he has to check, he has to confirm for sure-
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
He’s starting to suspect that may have been a little foolish.
“I love you. Too.” Soap is beaming now, so hard his cheeks have dimpled and his eyes are creased.
“Like. Romantically?” Ghost feels like he has to check, he has to confirm for sure-
“I love you. Too.” Soap is beaming now, so hard his cheeks have dimpled and his eyes are creased.
“Like. Romantically?” Ghost feels like he has to check, he has to confirm for sure-
Soap startles. A small almost joyful giggle bursting from his chest.
“Aye, I should think I mind a great deal to hear that the love of my life loves me back.” His eyes are dancing with mischief and sincerity.
“Um.” Ghost swallows. “What?” He’s let himself prepare for every outcome but this one.
“Aye, I should think I mind a great deal to hear that the love of my life loves me back.” His eyes are dancing with mischief and sincerity.
“Um.” Ghost swallows. “What?” He’s let himself prepare for every outcome but this one.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Soap startles. A small almost joyful giggle bursting from his chest.
“Aye, I should think I mind a great deal to hear that the love of my life loves me back.” His eyes are dancing with mischief and sincerity.
“Um.” Ghost swallows. “What?” He’s let himself prepare for every outcome but this one.
“Aye, I should think I mind a great deal to hear that the love of my life loves me back.” His eyes are dancing with mischief and sincerity.
“Um.” Ghost swallows. “What?” He’s let himself prepare for every outcome but this one.
“You don’t…mind?” Simon hedges, his teeth aching with tension.
“Mind?”
“That I love you?”
“Mind?”
“That I love you?”
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“You don’t…mind?” Simon hedges, his teeth aching with tension.
“Mind?”
“That I love you?”
“Mind?”
“That I love you?”
“You’ve never loved anyone else that I’ve seen even half so well as you have loved me. Not where it counts.” Soap punctuates that with a firm tap against Simon’s chest and Jesus when had he got that close?
“You’re an open book, Simon Riley, for anyone with the patience to read your handwriting.”
“You’re an open book, Simon Riley, for anyone with the patience to read your handwriting.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“You’ve never loved anyone else that I’ve seen even half so well as you have loved me. Not where it counts.” Soap punctuates that with a firm tap against Simon’s chest and Jesus when had he got that close?
“You’re an open book, Simon Riley, for anyone with the patience to read your handwriting.”
“You’re an open book, Simon Riley, for anyone with the patience to read your handwriting.”
“You have never let anyone else make your tea in the morning, you know that?” Soap asks. “You’ve never asked anyone else to stitch a wound you’d hidden for two days. You’ve never stolen anyone else’s second favourite knife just to repair it and return it with improvements. It’s my favourite now.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“You have never let anyone else make your tea in the morning, you know that?” Soap asks. “You’ve never asked anyone else to stitch a wound you’d hidden for two days. You’ve never stolen anyone else’s second favourite knife just to repair it and return it with improvements. It’s my favourite now.”
Soap looks shocked, like Ghost had known he would, but not in the same hunted way the others had. He looks awed.
“Jesus, you’re brave.” Soap says before he swallows hard. “Simon. I know.” He shrugs, like it’s no big deal at all, like it’s not a heart laid bare.
“Jesus, you’re brave.” Soap says before he swallows hard. “Simon. I know.” He shrugs, like it’s no big deal at all, like it’s not a heart laid bare.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Soap looks shocked, like Ghost had known he would, but not in the same hunted way the others had. He looks awed.
“Jesus, you’re brave.” Soap says before he swallows hard. “Simon. I know.” He shrugs, like it’s no big deal at all, like it’s not a heart laid bare.
“Jesus, you’re brave.” Soap says before he swallows hard. “Simon. I know.” He shrugs, like it’s no big deal at all, like it’s not a heart laid bare.
Ghost’s heart twists violently and his hands do the same.
“No.” Ghost sighs. In for a penny, he supposes. “It’s my birthday tomorrow and I just. This is my gift to myself. The courage to tell you that I love you, Johnny. I love you, I love-“ he cuts himself off before he can ramble any further.
“No.” Ghost sighs. In for a penny, he supposes. “It’s my birthday tomorrow and I just. This is my gift to myself. The courage to tell you that I love you, Johnny. I love you, I love-“ he cuts himself off before he can ramble any further.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ghost’s heart twists violently and his hands do the same.
“No.” Ghost sighs. In for a penny, he supposes. “It’s my birthday tomorrow and I just. This is my gift to myself. The courage to tell you that I love you, Johnny. I love you, I love-“ he cuts himself off before he can ramble any further.
“No.” Ghost sighs. In for a penny, he supposes. “It’s my birthday tomorrow and I just. This is my gift to myself. The courage to tell you that I love you, Johnny. I love you, I love-“ he cuts himself off before he can ramble any further.