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Melissa
@toolgirl.bsky.social
Just trying to get through each day ♑🐐🌍🧿🪬✨ 🚫Do not Repost Selfies🚫
When you realize you brought the wrong batch of brownies to the family gathering.
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This made me cackle.
IYKYK
December 19, 2024 at 6:37 PM
You missed out.
December 3, 2024 at 6:24 PM
2 of the guys at work today were coming now with song titles from the Taylor Swift album after her and Kelce break up. It was quite amusing. My favorite was "Flag on the play".
November 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
November 19, 2024 at 2:34 PM
No longer a doormat for those who treated me like one.
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I've been buying so many books lately. I have no idea when I'm going to have time to even sit still.
November 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Work sucks. But it's always better when your immediate boss has your back and fights for you. It's nice to be appreciated.
November 15, 2024 at 10:11 PM
It's only 67° in Florida right now! Heaven!
November 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Just for a minute, then I'm good.
November 15, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I just had an alert RFK is gonna be the choice for Health and Human Services Secretary.
November 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Slowly but surely.
November 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
There's a guy fairly local to me who has routinely dm'd me good morning texts, compliments..etc. For awhile. I finally offered to meet him for a drink. He then tells me he's apprehensive bc he hates women after he got divorced. No loss for me. Continues to message daily??? Huh? I'm confused.
November 14, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I started deleting selfies on Twitter. So tedious and it kept refreshing. This is going to take all day. 😞
November 14, 2024 at 12:54 PM
We're about to find out for sure.
November 14, 2024 at 12:41 PM
So far I've thought all of the cabinet appointments were an Internet joke. I've never been wrong so many times at once.
November 13, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I don't care what time of the day it is. Breakfast is always an option.
November 13, 2024 at 1:54 AM
How is everyone managing multiple apps? I don't know if I have attention span for this🤪
November 12, 2024 at 12:50 AM