"Herro", said cousin lurcher

The sunset has glitched

I never tell people what class I am- I let them figure it out as I go. My character tonight was a mask of the shadow elf, named Bason Journe. Half the table got it, the other half banged their heads on the table when I showed them my picture.

That's it, I'm spending their university fund

Ok gang, just completed my King of the Hill #oneshot in, er, two shots and it was a great success #dnd #badDM

NOW we're living in the future I thought we would be... image of the year and we're only a week in.

...pt2 Except that's not what they heard- they were over the moon that I was going to put together a King Of The Hill special for this Wednesday evening. I haven't watched koth this millennium. I'm in trouble- help!!!! #dnd #oneshot #kingofthehill

I've DM'd a group for about a year but recently stepped back to allow another player to run a campaign. He's off on holiday so I suggested I do a king of the hill one shot, meaning we all have characters and fight each other to see who controls a piece of real estate the longest, but... pt1

We have a lurcher, I tell her we'll have Ione thigh for Thanksgiving and the other for Xmas