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Wut
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think I went to school with Authenticity Brackets.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I'm also turned off by the way it talks to me like I'm such a smart and special boy who is full of the most inCREDible and vALuAbLE iNsIgHtS, and that all I ever need to do is slightly tweak whatever I'm proposing and it's perfect and genius.

That's not how editing works. That's manipulation.
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So late in the season!
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hope the neighbours like Boney M.
October 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"a drink ordered in honor of Charlie Kirk"
September 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Careful, a publisher might run with that. (The first 50 attendees will be cursed live and in person by the author's very shade!)
September 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Where else are the upmarket oysters meant to drink?
August 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I also worry about a dangerous cultural meme around the idea of the intuitive genius who doesn't NEED to succeed in school. (Which sometimes works out okay if you are born rich, but seems to lead an awful lot of middle-class boys into their patents' basements.)
August 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is one of the most e x c r u c I a t i n g things about talking to armchair urban planning experts.

"Well the train line should never have been built there."

Well it was! In 1962! And we're not going to demolish half the city to fix it now!
August 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Weeping in bathroom stall, holding a lighter under a spoon with a half-melted minifig.
July 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You were expecting a six-volume treatise from a microblogging service?
July 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't think this man knows how rideshares work.
July 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Property tax guys", as if it's two middle-aged men with scowls and a baseball bat.
June 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sumach Expresso is a pretty nice place, too!
May 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
3/3

3. The NDP are not clearly a labour party. They certainly profess to be, and they enjoy the support of many of English Canada's unions, but statistically speaking, the average Canadian union member is likelier to vote Conservative than NDP. The base of the NDP is mostly urban progressives.
May 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
2/3

2. The NDP, Greens and Liberals don't actually have much demographic overlap. Something made VERY apparent in 2025 is that a lot of voters are actually NDP/Conservative switchers. (In part because the Liberals don't always have a ton of credibility with rural/smalltown voters.)
May 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I like to imagine them as fictional characters.

Elmwood Transcona, the nerdiest kid in middle school.

Burlington North, a noir detective who just can't trust a dame.

Pickering Brooklin, a WWII flying ace with a killer moustache.

Middlesex London, a husband-and-wife law firm who get results.
April 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM