Don’t tempt me with a good time.

This is not surprising to any attorney who has been chewed up and spit out by the BigLaw machine. It’s profits above all for these people.

What a massive disappointment you are to Pennsylvanians.

Obviously! *slowly hangs up phone*

And Democrats are holding up fucking signs in silent protest.

“Democrats have dug deep to unearth evidence linking Musk to these cutbacks, including such drastic means as reading Musk’s own online posts with their eyes and watching and listening to words come out of his own mouth during oval office meetings he has no reason to be at.”

Here’s how I’ll watch it.