Wolterp
@tonypretlow.bsky.social
Marriage doesn't make her a wife. Remote father and grandad. You can't run from karma.
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Wolterp
@tonypretlow.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Have you ever noticed in just about every dying scene on TV, the first thing they do is give the victim water? Even if all of their guts are hanging out.
Have you ever noticed in just about every dying scene on TV, the first thing they do is give the victim water? Even if all of their guts are hanging out.
November 19, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Have you ever noticed in just about every dying scene on TV, the first thing they do is give the victim water? Even if all of their guts are hanging out.
Just had a slice of Mrs. Smith's apple pie. It's changed. I noticed there were fewer chunks of apple in it. So, I think it should be named Apple Sauce pie.
November 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Just had a slice of Mrs. Smith's apple pie. It's changed. I noticed there were fewer chunks of apple in it. So, I think it should be named Apple Sauce pie.
Trump's bible has orange highlights. Smudges cost extra.
November 19, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Trump's bible has orange highlights. Smudges cost extra.