Tony Prato
@tonyprato.bsky.social
Since my name rhymes with bologna I should be able to spell it “Togna.”
I’m not gonna. I just want everyone to know that I reserve that right even though I do not exercise it.
I’m not gonna. I just want everyone to know that I reserve that right even though I do not exercise it.
May 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Since my name rhymes with bologna I should be able to spell it “Togna.”
I’m not gonna. I just want everyone to know that I reserve that right even though I do not exercise it.
I’m not gonna. I just want everyone to know that I reserve that right even though I do not exercise it.
I wish HBO would stop suggesting Bill Maher to me after I watch John Oliver. Bill Maher should only be recommended after whatever the viewing-equivalent of huffing paint is.
April 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I wish HBO would stop suggesting Bill Maher to me after I watch John Oliver. Bill Maher should only be recommended after whatever the viewing-equivalent of huffing paint is.
You meet two Shakiras.
One has hips that don’t lie
The other has hips that do not tell the truth.
How do you determine which is the real Shakira?
One has hips that don’t lie
The other has hips that do not tell the truth.
How do you determine which is the real Shakira?
March 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You meet two Shakiras.
One has hips that don’t lie
The other has hips that do not tell the truth.
How do you determine which is the real Shakira?
One has hips that don’t lie
The other has hips that do not tell the truth.
How do you determine which is the real Shakira?
I’m working late and have an have an early call time tomorrow, but I hope everyone that has the evening free is enjoying a festive Ides of March autocrat slaying tonight. Even you, Brutus.
March 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m working late and have an have an early call time tomorrow, but I hope everyone that has the evening free is enjoying a festive Ides of March autocrat slaying tonight. Even you, Brutus.
Who are these people that are so voracious in their consumer habits that participating in a one day boycott is any kind of a disruption to their lifestyle? I’m all for the motivation behind it, but I think we can all aim a little bit higher if we want to have any actual impact.
February 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Who are these people that are so voracious in their consumer habits that participating in a one day boycott is any kind of a disruption to their lifestyle? I’m all for the motivation behind it, but I think we can all aim a little bit higher if we want to have any actual impact.
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Who is ready to bring it?
February 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I hope there’s a live stream for Fyre Fest 2 so we can all watch the nepo brats fight over cheese sandwiches in real time.
February 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I hope there’s a live stream for Fyre Fest 2 so we can all watch the nepo brats fight over cheese sandwiches in real time.
If it weren’t such a glaring symptom of how incredibly broken public discourse is right now, it would be hilarious to me that there are people (incredibly stupid people) who refer to this digital space as an “echo chamber” for trying to curtail disinformation and hate speech.
February 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If it weren’t such a glaring symptom of how incredibly broken public discourse is right now, it would be hilarious to me that there are people (incredibly stupid people) who refer to this digital space as an “echo chamber” for trying to curtail disinformation and hate speech.
“So, what did you pack in your bag?”
“Real estate.”
“That’s dirt, Kathy. You packed dirt.”
“You’re right. How is this gonna help us find America?”
“I’m starting to think this road trip was a ridiculous idea.”
And that concludes this episode of Purposely Misunderstanding Simon & Garfunkle lyrics.
“Real estate.”
“That’s dirt, Kathy. You packed dirt.”
“You’re right. How is this gonna help us find America?”
“I’m starting to think this road trip was a ridiculous idea.”
And that concludes this episode of Purposely Misunderstanding Simon & Garfunkle lyrics.
February 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“So, what did you pack in your bag?”
“Real estate.”
“That’s dirt, Kathy. You packed dirt.”
“You’re right. How is this gonna help us find America?”
“I’m starting to think this road trip was a ridiculous idea.”
And that concludes this episode of Purposely Misunderstanding Simon & Garfunkle lyrics.
“Real estate.”
“That’s dirt, Kathy. You packed dirt.”
“You’re right. How is this gonna help us find America?”
“I’m starting to think this road trip was a ridiculous idea.”
And that concludes this episode of Purposely Misunderstanding Simon & Garfunkle lyrics.
RIP Biff Wiff 😢. You stole every scene you were in.
February 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
RIP Biff Wiff 😢. You stole every scene you were in.
I don’t think it’s pessimistic to say that things will probably get worse before they get better, but that means that some day things will get better.
February 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I don’t think it’s pessimistic to say that things will probably get worse before they get better, but that means that some day things will get better.
Thank you @hamburgerwaiter.bsky.social and @benstiller.redhour.com for giving us #Severance and allowing me to briefly escape to a world that is even more fucked up than this one for one hour each week. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
February 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Thank you @hamburgerwaiter.bsky.social and @benstiller.redhour.com for giving us #Severance and allowing me to briefly escape to a world that is even more fucked up than this one for one hour each week. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
I know it’s not cool to body shame, but every time I see a picture of Elon Musk, I just think it’s a real shame that he is somebody.
February 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I know it’s not cool to body shame, but every time I see a picture of Elon Musk, I just think it’s a real shame that he is somebody.
Kinda starting to think that tarrifs will never happen and it’s all just a distraction for Elon’s financial coup.
Or they will happen and we’re doubly fucked.
Or triple-fucked if you’re trans.
Ok, so there’s a lot of advanced calculus involved to determine exactly how fucked we are right now.
Or they will happen and we’re doubly fucked.
Or triple-fucked if you’re trans.
Ok, so there’s a lot of advanced calculus involved to determine exactly how fucked we are right now.
February 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Kinda starting to think that tarrifs will never happen and it’s all just a distraction for Elon’s financial coup.
Or they will happen and we’re doubly fucked.
Or triple-fucked if you’re trans.
Ok, so there’s a lot of advanced calculus involved to determine exactly how fucked we are right now.
Or they will happen and we’re doubly fucked.
Or triple-fucked if you’re trans.
Ok, so there’s a lot of advanced calculus involved to determine exactly how fucked we are right now.
If you had a magic 8 ball that was only capable of producing wrong answers, it would be useless to ask it questions, so for the same reason, I don’t understand why white house press correspondents exist right now. You saw how this worked before, so why are you even pretending that this is normal?
February 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you had a magic 8 ball that was only capable of producing wrong answers, it would be useless to ask it questions, so for the same reason, I don’t understand why white house press correspondents exist right now. You saw how this worked before, so why are you even pretending that this is normal?
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Sutro Baths, San Francisco
January 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sutro Baths, San Francisco
I should renew my passport.
January 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I should renew my passport.
Day 5 of covid. The worst of it is over, but I lost my sense of smell yesterday and now the brain fog has me wondering if I have brain fog at all or if I’ve always been this stupid. Anyway, here’s the golden gate.
January 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Day 5 of covid. The worst of it is over, but I lost my sense of smell yesterday and now the brain fog has me wondering if I have brain fog at all or if I’ve always been this stupid. Anyway, here’s the golden gate.
Two image composite shot on the beach in San Francisco.
January 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Two image composite shot on the beach in San Francisco.
I cannot emphasize this enough: Tik Tok was a spyware app designed to make you feel miserable.
January 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I cannot emphasize this enough: Tik Tok was a spyware app designed to make you feel miserable.
Since I haven’t yet found a good instagram alternative, I’m gonna start sharing photos to bluesky whenever I feel. Please imagine every beautiful moment as a jerk-off hand motion toward zuckerfuck.
January 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Since I haven’t yet found a good instagram alternative, I’m gonna start sharing photos to bluesky whenever I feel. Please imagine every beautiful moment as a jerk-off hand motion toward zuckerfuck.
Is there a bluesky-esque alternative to instagram? As in the original-style instagram. I posted there today for the first time in almost a year and it is trying so hard to be an everything app that it, well, it zucks.
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Is there a bluesky-esque alternative to instagram? As in the original-style instagram. I posted there today for the first time in almost a year and it is trying so hard to be an everything app that it, well, it zucks.
What did they call old fashioned donuts when they were new?
December 11, 2024 at 3:15 PM
What did they call old fashioned donuts when they were new?