Tony Posnanski
@tonyposnanski.bsky.social
I absolutely hate it here so I won’t be posting because it’s so bad but I’ll keep the account to be official.
Last year I had a scan on my lungs and they said there was a possibility it was cancer. They wanted to test more.
Today I found out it was not cancer.
So not a bad day.
Today I found out it was not cancer.
So not a bad day.
May 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Last year I had a scan on my lungs and they said there was a possibility it was cancer. They wanted to test more.
Today I found out it was not cancer.
So not a bad day.
Today I found out it was not cancer.
So not a bad day.
I cannot respect a party that listens to someone named Catturd. Like I’m sorry, if the Democrats had a huge influencer named Dog Shit, I wouldn’t listen to him either.
May 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I cannot respect a party that listens to someone named Catturd. Like I’m sorry, if the Democrats had a huge influencer named Dog Shit, I wouldn’t listen to him either.
Stepping away from writing about anything political and focusing more on my weight. Check out my latest video and subscribe for free on my weight loss journey.
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May 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Stepping away from writing about anything political and focusing more on my weight. Check out my latest video and subscribe for free on my weight loss journey.
Tonyposnanski.substack.com
It is with sadness to share that Donald Trump has implemented a 230% tariff on sexy so I will not be bringing it back. Yeah.
May 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It is with sadness to share that Donald Trump has implemented a 230% tariff on sexy so I will not be bringing it back. Yeah.
Don’t blame me, I voted for the educated woman.
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Don’t blame me, I voted for the educated woman.
I just smuggled 40 kilos of eggs in the US and now my name is Pablo Eggscobar.
January 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I just smuggled 40 kilos of eggs in the US and now my name is Pablo Eggscobar.
I truly don’t have a social media home anymore.
January 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I truly don’t have a social media home anymore.
My dogs are not on Bluesky but they asked me if I could post a statement...
"Fuck your fireworks"- The pups.
"Fuck your fireworks"- The pups.
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 PM
My dogs are not on Bluesky but they asked me if I could post a statement...
"Fuck your fireworks"- The pups.
"Fuck your fireworks"- The pups.
It is comical that the people who voted for MAGA got played by immigrants who think Americans are dumb and lazy while also getting huge tax breaks.
December 28, 2024 at 3:04 PM
It is comical that the people who voted for MAGA got played by immigrants who think Americans are dumb and lazy while also getting huge tax breaks.
December is a month where we celebrate our lord and savior's birthday.
Happy Birthday Taylor Swift.
Happy Birthday Taylor Swift.
December 13, 2024 at 5:19 PM
December is a month where we celebrate our lord and savior's birthday.
Happy Birthday Taylor Swift.
Happy Birthday Taylor Swift.
Who should I follow?
December 11, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Who should I follow?
It’s refreshing to know that when I get murdered the level of excitement the internet will have for it will be based on the hotness of my murderer.
December 10, 2024 at 3:59 PM
It’s refreshing to know that when I get murdered the level of excitement the internet will have for it will be based on the hotness of my murderer.
Three takeaways from last night…
1. Netflix needs to fix their streaming issues before NFL and WWE
2. Serrano was robbed
3. Jake Paul wouldn’t stand a chance with a top 50 boxer.
1. Netflix needs to fix their streaming issues before NFL and WWE
2. Serrano was robbed
3. Jake Paul wouldn’t stand a chance with a top 50 boxer.
November 16, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Three takeaways from last night…
1. Netflix needs to fix their streaming issues before NFL and WWE
2. Serrano was robbed
3. Jake Paul wouldn’t stand a chance with a top 50 boxer.
1. Netflix needs to fix their streaming issues before NFL and WWE
2. Serrano was robbed
3. Jake Paul wouldn’t stand a chance with a top 50 boxer.
I’m losing to Netflix Buffering badly in the 8th round.
November 16, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I’m losing to Netflix Buffering badly in the 8th round.
I hope those cheaper eggs were worth it.
November 14, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I hope those cheaper eggs were worth it.
It’s better here, plain and simple. 
November 13, 2024 at 8:10 PM
It’s better here, plain and simple. 
Donald Trump will not be appointing Scott Baio to be a part of admin at NASA since he has not been around stars in over 40 years.
November 12, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Donald Trump will not be appointing Scott Baio to be a part of admin at NASA since he has not been around stars in over 40 years.
Last year I asked how everyone was and got attacked so I haven’t used this thing since. I would like a new landing place so let’s try this again. How is everyone?
November 12, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Last year I asked how everyone was and got attacked so I haven’t used this thing since. I would like a new landing place so let’s try this again. How is everyone?