Tony Patterson
@tonyplutonium.bsky.social
Author, IT dude, Photographer, Man About Town. "He's just this guy, you know?"
If you're shopping local (as we all should be), check out Margaret Lane Gallery in Hillsborough. Love this painting by Jeannette, inspired by decades of going to shows
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If you're shopping local (as we all should be), check out Margaret Lane Gallery in Hillsborough. Love this painting by Jeannette, inspired by decades of going to shows
It's a pretty fall day - go buy some pretty fall art at Hillsborough's Margaret Lane Gallery!
@artbyjeannettej.bsky.social
@artbyjeannettej.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's a pretty fall day - go buy some pretty fall art at Hillsborough's Margaret Lane Gallery!
@artbyjeannettej.bsky.social
@artbyjeannettej.bsky.social
Spoken like a man that has never pumped his own gas or bought groceries.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Spoken like a man that has never pumped his own gas or bought groceries.
Wish I could say I was surprised.
October 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Wish I could say I was surprised.
Uh, was this the point?
August 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Uh, was this the point?
Every damn MAGA is afraid of his/her own shadow.
August 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Every damn MAGA is afraid of his/her own shadow.
This didn't happen harder and longer than any other thing that didn't happen in the history of the universe. Much more likely that a Doge twerp attacked a woman and a bunch of bystanders kicked the shit out of them.
August 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This didn't happen harder and longer than any other thing that didn't happen in the history of the universe. Much more likely that a Doge twerp attacked a woman and a bunch of bystanders kicked the shit out of them.
Credit in bottom right corner...
July 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Credit in bottom right corner...
They not only want to kill us, they want to kill the world. Part of the tech bro billionaire ideology is that the Earth is dying and they're looking for a way off-planet.
Similar to the Taliban Christianists supporting Israel only cuz they believe it will bring about the End Times.
#theywantusdead
Similar to the Taliban Christianists supporting Israel only cuz they believe it will bring about the End Times.
#theywantusdead
July 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They not only want to kill us, they want to kill the world. Part of the tech bro billionaire ideology is that the Earth is dying and they're looking for a way off-planet.
Similar to the Taliban Christianists supporting Israel only cuz they believe it will bring about the End Times.
#theywantusdead
Similar to the Taliban Christianists supporting Israel only cuz they believe it will bring about the End Times.
#theywantusdead
And as @petercashwell.bsky.social does, I'll claim a wealth of riches (although I will still maintain 1980 as the bestest best year for album releases ever)
July 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
And as @petercashwell.bsky.social does, I'll claim a wealth of riches (although I will still maintain 1980 as the bestest best year for album releases ever)
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
I'll admit that I wasn't cool enough to dig Marquee Moon while I was still 16...
I'll admit that I wasn't cool enough to dig Marquee Moon while I was still 16...
July 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
I'll admit that I wasn't cool enough to dig Marquee Moon while I was still 16...
I'll admit that I wasn't cool enough to dig Marquee Moon while I was still 16...
July 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
... no one will use the chatbot. We're not wired that way. So my advice to you is to shout loudly at the voice AI bot and tell it that it's fucking stupid until it finally gives up and gets you to a human. /fin
July 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
... no one will use the chatbot. We're not wired that way. So my advice to you is to shout loudly at the voice AI bot and tell it that it's fucking stupid until it finally gives up and gets you to a human. /fin
We're making ourselves stupider.
May 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We're making ourselves stupider.
Stolen but good.
April 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Stolen but good.
Is it an impulse buy if I've been drooling over it for a couple of years?
April 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Is it an impulse buy if I've been drooling over it for a couple of years?
I get people that might have bought a Tesla for good reasons a couple of years ago, but driving a Tesla with temporary tags is a clear indication of being an asshole.
March 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I get people that might have bought a Tesla for good reasons a couple of years ago, but driving a Tesla with temporary tags is a clear indication of being an asshole.
Should I be insulted or relieved that my novel has apparently not been deemed worthy of training AI (yet)?
#booksky #rockandroll #AIsux
www.amazon.com/Million-Mile...
#booksky #rockandroll #AIsux
www.amazon.com/Million-Mile...
March 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Should I be insulted or relieved that my novel has apparently not been deemed worthy of training AI (yet)?
#booksky #rockandroll #AIsux
www.amazon.com/Million-Mile...
#booksky #rockandroll #AIsux
www.amazon.com/Million-Mile...
Hey if you're in the western part of the Triangle, come on out Friday night for the opening reception at Margaret Lane Gallery. @artbyjeannettej.bsky.social has a couple of really nice pieces in the show and more stuff in the upstairs gallery!
#art #hillsborough
#art #hillsborough
February 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hey if you're in the western part of the Triangle, come on out Friday night for the opening reception at Margaret Lane Gallery. @artbyjeannettej.bsky.social has a couple of really nice pieces in the show and more stuff in the upstairs gallery!
#art #hillsborough
#art #hillsborough
My spirit guide.
"Because there's one thing I know
I'd like to live long enough to savor
That's when they finally put you in the ground
I'll stand on the grave and tamp the dirt down"
"Because there's one thing I know
I'd like to live long enough to savor
That's when they finally put you in the ground
I'll stand on the grave and tamp the dirt down"
February 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My spirit guide.
"Because there's one thing I know
I'd like to live long enough to savor
That's when they finally put you in the ground
I'll stand on the grave and tamp the dirt down"
"Because there's one thing I know
I'd like to live long enough to savor
That's when they finally put you in the ground
I'll stand on the grave and tamp the dirt down"
February 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Anyone bitching about Biden pardoning Hunter can just fuck right off. There are no norms anymore.
December 2, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Anyone bitching about Biden pardoning Hunter can just fuck right off. There are no norms anymore.
Naturally my first post here is to flog my book. Read it - it's pretty damn good!
www.amazon.com/Million-Mile...
www.amazon.com/Million-Mile...
November 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Naturally my first post here is to flog my book. Read it - it's pretty damn good!
www.amazon.com/Million-Mile...
www.amazon.com/Million-Mile...