Brandon Marsh could use a few pointers, too. Nasty.

Cut their funding. They’ll die on the vine.

So boomers are bad people for working hard, investing well, and taking advantage of their situation to live the best life they can and help provide for their children? Do you think we didn’t have to have multiple roommates to afford an apartment when we were younger? Give me a fucking break.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s ALPHAMALE!

Start at the bottom and work your way up.

He'll hunker down in there when he loses in 2028 - if his poor health doesn't get the better of him first.

Aren’t these the same people who ‘break from the party’ only when their votes won’t make a difference?

Trump saves Christmas! YAY!! 🙄

When they get fired they’ll just join ICE.

GLORIOUS!

Football and leftover turkey. It was a good day.

NCIS UFC
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I truly believe he’s completely forgotten what happened with Kimmel previously.

Scarification artist? What?!

Because there is no one else to lead them. MTG is attempting to fill that void.

So they’d detain the player mid-game?

He probably deserved it

Does he think it’s better because 50 is bigger than 30?

It's my understanding she's considering a run for the presidency. Explains a lot.