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Tony Delgado 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
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I write, draw, and complain. Sometimes, I do all three at the same time.
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Spotify Wrapped says my top artist is Kneecap and my listening age is 61!
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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When you're submitting a lot of your creative work to things, these are the best 5 words an email can contain.
A screenshot of an email showing the text "Your piece has been accepted!"
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Hegseth:
That Orc from LOTR, only he is saying "Looks like war crimes are back on the menu, boys."
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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My wife and I planning Thanksgiving. I guess I'm not making dinner rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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A text conversation between my wife and me. Me: I forgot I could use some Latino magic to help me feel better. My wife: Vicks? Me: Yes
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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A screenshot of Maria Bamford's online show. Maria looks bewildered and there is a caption that says "Singing: If I keep the ice cube trays filled no one will die"
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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It's below that, under advanced.
Screenshot showing moderation options on Blue Sky. A red circle is around Bluesky Moderation Services
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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First time I've been auto-labeled. I guess that's fair though.
Screenshot of a Blue Sky label. Label: Sexually Suggestive - Does Not Include Nudity
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Happy Halloween to all the terminal procrastinators out there.
A one panel comic. Cartoon: a woman with big 80s hair is opening a door in her underwear to reveal Jason Voorhees. She is saying "Oh thank God. I just said to Jenny I'd rather die than write this essay."
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
A shot of the main character from a Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Glad to help and too tempting an offer to miss. Hope you make the goal soon!
A screenshot of a GoFundMe donation A corgi named Michael
October 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Another new comic! I guess I'm just putting these cartoons up every week now.
A one-panel comic featuring a hand holding a cell phone. On the phone, there is an ominous message from Mom saying "Are you home?" Below that, there is the caption: "Two Possibilities: 1. Someone has died. 2. Your father needs the sign-in code the streaming service just emailed you."
October 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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New cartoon!
A one-panel comic of two people in silhouette watching a clown show. The man on the left leans over to the woman on the right as they watch a clown on stage with a whipped cream pie and horn. The man says about the clown "That guy's going to be the next President of the United States."
October 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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She was doing an Instagram dance, Kevin.
News headline with a photo of Britney Spears: Britney Spears reacts to Kevin Federline claim she stood at teen sons' bedroom door at night holding knife
October 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Picture of a kid whose parents named him Goofus reading comics. Below him is a caption: Goofus read many comic books at the drugstore.
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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New comic!
A one-panel comic featuring a policeman who just tasted cocaine with his pinky. In front of him is a cut-open package of cocaine with a switchblade sticking out. The top caption says "When the imposter syndrome kicks in during the drug bust." On the bottom, he is saying "Guys, do I even know what 100% pure cocaine tastes like anymore?"
October 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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He also said, "Stiffing people on pay is my love language."
Photo of Trump. Headline: Trump suggests not all furloughed workers will get back pay: 'It depends'
October 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I'm going to quit my job and live off all these class action settlements.
Text of an email: Dear Customer, We are reaching out regarding a recent class action settlement involving ParkMobile. If you are receiving this email, you are a member of the class. As part of the agreed resolution, you are entitled to receive a benefit in the form of a discount code for use within the ParkMobile app. No court ever found ParkMobile liable for anything; rather, this settlement was reached to allow the company to continue focusing on providing excellent service to its customers. You are eligible for up to a $1.00 credit to be applied to ParkMobile’s service fees. The code provides a $0.25 discount on ParkMobile’s service fees and may be used up to four times for a total discount of $1.00. The code will expire on October 8, 2026. For residents of California, the code will not expire. The code will only work for accounts associated with email addresses that are in the class.
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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I should be working but instead I'm doodling about the last Alien: Earth episode I watched.

"Suggestive" label added to prevent spoilers.
Wendy from Alien: Earth is in the center. Her brother Joe is behind her, incredulous, as well as an Alien (TM). She is whistling Peter Bjorn and John and the Alien has brought a tennis ball. Her lame brother says "Marcy, you can call the alien like a dog"
October 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Diddy only got 4 years. 🙄
October 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Happy Spooky Month!
A panel from a Spider-Man comic featuring a pumpkin-headed villain. He's saying "Fortunately, I had an ace in the hole...a hollow tooth in the back of my mouth which held a coma-inducing drug. As the police closed in, I took the drug... knowing I would be brought to a place like this. It is far easier to escape from a hospital than a prison!"
October 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Here's a cartoon about how these guys always seem to come back.
A one-panel comic featuring a man wearing a sport-coat and smoking a pipe. Below him it says "I have a sabbatical coming up, or as we call it nowadays, a sex scandal."
October 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Who doesn't like a cute dog cartoon?
A one-panel comic featuring a dog holding a sign that says "Brits Out." Below the dog is a caption that reads "He's a Northern Irish Setter."
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Jesus Christ, calm down. Am I going to have to get a restraining order over this breakup.
Three separate emails the same day about my Microsoft subscription expiring.
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM