Tony Carson
@tonycarson.bsky.social
We feed people and Foxes in York, North Yorkshire
Here's a better way. Don't be a fxxkin stoner.
December 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Here's a better way. Don't be a fxxkin stoner.
Well at a push I guess the UK could send the SAS in to kill your president? But unless you all learn to behave like reasonable humans and stop voting for a dickhead, why should we?
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well at a push I guess the UK could send the SAS in to kill your president? But unless you all learn to behave like reasonable humans and stop voting for a dickhead, why should we?
Or eaier than knowing Pi to 128 numbers after the point I guess?
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Or eaier than knowing Pi to 128 numbers after the point I guess?
It's call revolution. A bit messy, but general worthwhile.
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It's call revolution. A bit messy, but general worthwhile.
You really shouldn't eat dogs, they are lovable fury friends.... Seemingly, unlike you!
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
You really shouldn't eat dogs, they are lovable fury friends.... Seemingly, unlike you!
This dude probably needs to speak to his private doctor about the medication he's on. 70 MPH on a bike? Perhaps it's a long standing LSD gig?!!!!!!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This dude probably needs to speak to his private doctor about the medication he's on. 70 MPH on a bike? Perhaps it's a long standing LSD gig?!!!!!!!!!!
Sniggers quietly in the background. If we needed cars we would be born with a tiny car and set of keys, which would grow to suit our needs. That's just not how evolution worked.....
December 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sniggers quietly in the background. If we needed cars we would be born with a tiny car and set of keys, which would grow to suit our needs. That's just not how evolution worked.....
Toilet Clean and Peroxide are really going to make the first of these meals special. Also most probably your last, so please do enjoy.....
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Toilet Clean and Peroxide are really going to make the first of these meals special. Also most probably your last, so please do enjoy.....
I want to see the version where he mangles his finger end.....
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I want to see the version where he mangles his finger end.....
I'm guessing your meds are too expensive these days?
December 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I'm guessing your meds are too expensive these days?
Provided that you give it all to Charity, I'm good with that. It's not that we hate you in the UK by the way. We just hate your President.....
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Provided that you give it all to Charity, I'm good with that. It's not that we hate you in the UK by the way. We just hate your President.....
I have a feeling that there quite a few others who will join you....
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have a feeling that there quite a few others who will join you....
The look says it all "Yes I can swim. No I don't like it. But there are Eggs over there and I having them!!!!"
December 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The look says it all "Yes I can swim. No I don't like it. But there are Eggs over there and I having them!!!!"
You're the lot with guns. If he comes here I'll take him out in a much more stylistic medieval way. Including boiling tar, hanging and .... well you get the idea? Deal with your problem now!!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You're the lot with guns. If he comes here I'll take him out in a much more stylistic medieval way. Including boiling tar, hanging and .... well you get the idea? Deal with your problem now!!!!!
That's the best part of 350 years ago. We kind of got over it, you know?
December 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That's the best part of 350 years ago. We kind of got over it, you know?
You had 300 letters to play with. Your post is indescribable from dribble?
December 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You had 300 letters to play with. Your post is indescribable from dribble?
i guess it's not my fault that you are American. I guess there's not much I can do about it now. We're certainly not having you lot back!!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i guess it's not my fault that you are American. I guess there's not much I can do about it now. We're certainly not having you lot back!!!!!
Errrm? I'm british and this is not true.
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Errrm? I'm british and this is not true.
Too Salty for Cat little kidneys. But it sounds great for humans!!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Too Salty for Cat little kidneys. But it sounds great for humans!!!!!
Well it's the upper class Tory Rag. So I'm guessing they wrote it themselves using AI, published on a slave Website and then quited from it? Just a suggestion.....
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Well it's the upper class Tory Rag. So I'm guessing they wrote it themselves using AI, published on a slave Website and then quited from it? Just a suggestion.....
I'm really hoping there's affordable mental health available where you live?
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'm really hoping there's affordable mental health available where you live?
and I thought we were having a tough day. How are your toenails by the way, maybe something to worry about all night? Grrrrrrr!
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
and I thought we were having a tough day. How are your toenails by the way, maybe something to worry about all night? Grrrrrrr!
Rather presumptions. You're declared an "Unfriendly Nation". I'm certainly not putting 20+ of you up in our spare room!!!! Joking aside you're really not very popular over here at the moment and those who follow politics are very concerned by your actions as a nation....
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Rather presumptions. You're declared an "Unfriendly Nation". I'm certainly not putting 20+ of you up in our spare room!!!! Joking aside you're really not very popular over here at the moment and those who follow politics are very concerned by your actions as a nation....
Not by me "They bombed our chippy" is still a well used if, tongue in cheek phrase in the UK.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Not by me "They bombed our chippy" is still a well used if, tongue in cheek phrase in the UK.
Why can't you just type in English? You've got 300 letters to play with and can thread if needs be?
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Why can't you just type in English? You've got 300 letters to play with and can thread if needs be?