Tony Hicks
@tonybaloney1967.bsky.social
Dad, writer ... supermodel
Come to my first book signing and meet my mom (maybe)! open.substack.com/pub/adhicks9...
Come to my first book signing and meet my mom (maybe)!
I'm deathly afraid this will be an Artie Fufkin/Spinal Tap kind of deal
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November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Come to my first book signing and meet my mom (maybe)! open.substack.com/pub/adhicks9...
Why the Pilgrims were really thankful ...
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Some deep thoughts on Thanksgiving (no)
Happy Gluttony Day and remember to check IDs at the door
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November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why the Pilgrims were really thankful ...
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A tribute to an unlikely lady who affected my life
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A very nice lady has left this planet
One never knows who will influence them, especially someone so seemingly opposite
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November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A tribute to an unlikely lady who affected my life
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“Lying Drunk” in Bangkok. Which could’ve described me on vacation 20 years ago … OK, 10 …
I obviously changed this man’s life.
I obviously changed this man’s life.
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“Lying Drunk” in Bangkok. Which could’ve described me on vacation 20 years ago … OK, 10 …
I obviously changed this man’s life.
I obviously changed this man’s life.
I may have amused Substack.
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Funny ... how?
I'm again on a list I had no idea existed. Apparently, Substack is amused
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November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I may have amused Substack.
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I’ll be at the Cocoa with CoCo Authors Holiday Book Fair at Contra Costa County Historical Society in Martinez, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Nov. 29.
They’ll sell my book which I can sign and/or draw reindeer wearing KISS shirts (whatever you like).
The society is at 724 Escobar Street in Martinez.
They’ll sell my book which I can sign and/or draw reindeer wearing KISS shirts (whatever you like).
The society is at 724 Escobar Street in Martinez.
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’ll be at the Cocoa with CoCo Authors Holiday Book Fair at Contra Costa County Historical Society in Martinez, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Nov. 29.
They’ll sell my book which I can sign and/or draw reindeer wearing KISS shirts (whatever you like).
The society is at 724 Escobar Street in Martinez.
They’ll sell my book which I can sign and/or draw reindeer wearing KISS shirts (whatever you like).
The society is at 724 Escobar Street in Martinez.
My buddy in L.A. just received his copy. Either this is where he started reading it or he's trying to tell me something ...
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My buddy in L.A. just received his copy. Either this is where he started reading it or he's trying to tell me something ...
Sounds like North Korea got dumped by Donald Trump
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The greatest headline in the world?
North Korea sounds angry at Donald Trump
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November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sounds like North Korea got dumped by Donald Trump
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Apparently, 'Lying Drunk" is a big hit among camels in Morocco. Order yours before they snap them all up, at “Barnes & Noble at bit.ly/46xoaJJ or Amazon at a.co/d/cYNCUPp).
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Apparently, 'Lying Drunk" is a big hit among camels in Morocco. Order yours before they snap them all up, at “Barnes & Noble at bit.ly/46xoaJJ or Amazon at a.co/d/cYNCUPp).
Me taking a pre-employment drug test this morning, despite knowing I haven't done an illegal drug in at least a decade.
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GIF de Side Eye | Tenor
Found on Bing from tenor.com
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November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me taking a pre-employment drug test this morning, despite knowing I haven't done an illegal drug in at least a decade.
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Is Proposition 50 cheating or are Democrats finally bringing something bigger than a slingshot to the gunfight?
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Is Proposition 50 cheating?
Or are Democrats just tired of using slingshots in gun fights with Donald Trump?
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November 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Is Proposition 50 cheating or are Democrats finally bringing something bigger than a slingshot to the gunfight?
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Just in time for Halloween, Netflix gives us a truly terrifying film. But not for obvious reasons.
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The scariest movie to watch on Halloween is ...
Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger got nothing on 'A House of Dynamite'
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October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just in time for Halloween, Netflix gives us a truly terrifying film. But not for obvious reasons.
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Few Halloween stories will scare you the way "the scream" scared these 70s kids.
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The Mystery of the Ohio Players
Few Halloween tales rival the legend of ‘Love Rollercoaster’
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October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Few Halloween stories will scare you the way "the scream" scared these 70s kids.
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This man is an actor. He probably smells nice … like warm oak.
He appreciates fine wine and literature.
Word is this is the hottest thing in Hollywood.
The book is good, too …
Lying Drunk available from Barnes & Noble at bit.ly/46xoaJJ or Amazon at a.co/d/cYNCUPp).
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He appreciates fine wine and literature.
Word is this is the hottest thing in Hollywood.
The book is good, too …
Lying Drunk available from Barnes & Noble at bit.ly/46xoaJJ or Amazon at a.co/d/cYNCUPp).
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Tony Hicks (@tonybaloney666)
This man is an actor. He probably smells like warm oak.
He appreciates fine wine and literature.
Word is this is the hottest thing in Hollywood.
The book is good, too …
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October 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This man is an actor. He probably smells nice … like warm oak.
He appreciates fine wine and literature.
Word is this is the hottest thing in Hollywood.
The book is good, too …
Lying Drunk available from Barnes & Noble at bit.ly/46xoaJJ or Amazon at a.co/d/cYNCUPp).
substack.com/@tonybaloney...
He appreciates fine wine and literature.
Word is this is the hottest thing in Hollywood.
The book is good, too …
Lying Drunk available from Barnes & Noble at bit.ly/46xoaJJ or Amazon at a.co/d/cYNCUPp).
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It's probably time San Francisco starts preparing
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Will Donald Trump really invade San Francisco?
It's probably time to start preparing for chaos
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October 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's probably time San Francisco starts preparing
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Everybody discussed it and decided Republicans should come too.
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Why Republicans belong at No Kings protests
Donald Trump's presidency is no longer a partisan problem
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October 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Everybody discussed it and decided Republicans should come too.
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Demand flying cars now!
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The real reason we need flying cars
Never drink too much water before attending a massive traffic jam
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October 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Demand flying cars now!
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Seeing The Price is Right without sound is what I imagine it would be like tapping into the security monitors of an insane asylum.
October 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Seeing The Price is Right without sound is what I imagine it would be like tapping into the security monitors of an insane asylum.
Liberals and conservatives shouldn't be fighting. The real enemy is ... Downton Abbey? Well, maybe ...
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The real political battle in 2025
History lessons from 'Downton Abbey'
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October 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Liberals and conservatives shouldn't be fighting. The real enemy is ... Downton Abbey? Well, maybe ...
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Five years ago today ...
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October 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Five years ago today ...
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The good old days, when music fans threatened to hurt me.
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Don't anger 'NSync fans
Teen girls can be mean as hungry badgers when you say bad things about their heroes
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October 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The good old days, when music fans threatened to hurt me.
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So sick of giant companies run by spineless billionaires unable to stand up to a fascist who wipes himself with the Constitution and can't put a coherent sentence together.
Cancel Apple like you canceled Disney.
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Cancel Apple like you canceled Disney.
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MSN
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October 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So sick of giant companies run by spineless billionaires unable to stand up to a fascist who wipes himself with the Constitution and can't put a coherent sentence together.
Cancel Apple like you canceled Disney.
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Cancel Apple like you canceled Disney.
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Come on ... subscribe if you haven't. Bug your friends if you have. New paid subscriptions get a free copy of my book "Lying Drunk." And a cookie ...
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Invite your friends to read Tony’ Hicks' Insert Foot
Thank you for reading Tony’ Hicks' Insert Foot — your support allows me to keep doing this work.
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October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Come on ... subscribe if you haven't. Bug your friends if you have. New paid subscriptions get a free copy of my book "Lying Drunk." And a cookie ...
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Who knew my kid hurting herself would turn into quality father-daughter time?
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Turning lemons into parental lemonade
A bad situation becomes quality father-daughter time
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October 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Who knew my kid hurting herself would turn into quality father-daughter time?
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The 996 is insane (says the guy who needs a job).
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Being a 996er is pure insanity
Our work overlords already get more than enough from the masses
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September 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The 996 is insane (says the guy who needs a job).
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