1 WAR costs $6-8MM, on average. Happ has been worth 6.4 fWAR over the last two years, and has cost $42MM, or $6.56MM/WAR. He gives you 20-odd homers, 80-odd RBI and statistically speaking, the best D from a full-time LF in the NL. Year in, year out. Odd place to start picking a fight, tbh.

Thank you very much! Lucy's writing does the heavy lifting, though. 😘

Fuck my old boots

I didn't! I didn't have anything at Margie's - although I may have sampled other people's bananas.

I'm being a typical TAXOLIB HOMOCRAT and watching an illegal stream

Hello old son, just checking in to make sure you're a) watching the Cubs game and b) getting well and truly fucked

Jesus wept

What, no TenaLady™?

As Chuck Dickens pointed out, PCA is also on course for a record-setting wFYC+.

I was thinking about this just the other day. Margie's appeared on "The Bear" and I was reminiscing fondly over just how right Real Life Chuck can be. On the other hand, PCA is now on pace for:

119 runs
38 2B
42 HR
133 RBI
49 SB

... and a hair shy of 10 fWAR

IRL Chuck >>>>> Internet Chuck

No, I didn't think so. You bloody well *ought* to be, though.

I expect you're feeling a bit silly about this, now, Chuck, right?

I hope you're thoroughly ashamed of yourself

Talk of this day will be passed down in hushed tones from generation to generation. Where were you when the Ominbus dropped early? #TheArchers

We're staying *just* outside Bayeux and I'm running in every morning to get bread and pastry. Just about evening out, I reckon.

Ta, Chuck. xxx

Yup, can see it on my computer

Just removed the Twitter app from my phone. I was getting there anyway but the last couple of days have made it a no-brainer. Have set up a Whatsapp group for the Twitter group chat in case there's any tea to be spilled.

Nah. He'd have kicked my arse if I hadn't run away shrieking first.