Toni McLellan, she/her
@tonimc.bsky.social
Feral hag and word corvid at www.newtomephrases.com.
Part of today's to-do list, presented without context.
October 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Part of today's to-do list, presented without context.
Need a laugh or a distraction from ::gestures vaguely::? This weekend a new edition of New-To-Me Phrases drops. Read the latest issue here: www.newtomephrases.com/p/ntmp-132-t...
February 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Need a laugh or a distraction from ::gestures vaguely::? This weekend a new edition of New-To-Me Phrases drops. Read the latest issue here: www.newtomephrases.com/p/ntmp-132-t...
www.newtomephrases.com/p/ntmp-130-j...
Twice per month, I send a newsletter featuring new-to-me words and phrases. I've been doing this for almost three years now, which is hard to believe. It's a ton of fun to write and hopefully just as much fun to read.
Twice per month, I send a newsletter featuring new-to-me words and phrases. I've been doing this for almost three years now, which is hard to believe. It's a ton of fun to write and hopefully just as much fun to read.
January 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Twice per month, I send a newsletter featuring new-to-me words and phrases. I've been doing this for almost three years now, which is hard to believe. It's a ton of fun to write and hopefully just as much fun to read.
Twice per month, I send a newsletter featuring new-to-me words and phrases. I've been doing this for almost three years now, which is hard to believe. It's a ton of fun to write and hopefully just as much fun to read.
Walking into 2025 like
December 21, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Walking into 2025 like
Me facing 2025
December 21, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Me facing 2025
It's time for the Turkey Photo of the Day™️, where I post a pic of the young turkey living at our place. Here he is on our roof, getting ready to fly up into the 150-year-old honey locust tree in front of our house to roost for the night. #birds
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
It's time for the Turkey Photo of the Day™️, where I post a pic of the young turkey living at our place. Here he is on our roof, getting ready to fly up into the 150-year-old honey locust tree in front of our house to roost for the night. #birds
Results of a recent poll I did for NTMP showing the word queef is in the lead as funnier than the word vart.
November 17, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Results of a recent poll I did for NTMP showing the word queef is in the lead as funnier than the word vart.
Here's your Turkey Photo of the Day of the year-old wild jake who adopted our place as his home. Loaf Mode™️ because those long legs need a rest sometimes. #birds
November 16, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Here's your Turkey Photo of the Day of the year-old wild jake who adopted our place as his home. Loaf Mode™️ because those long legs need a rest sometimes. #birds
This year, a wild turkey adopted our place as his home base. He roosts in a tree above our house. He brings our bird-loving family a lot of joy. Anyway, here's your Turkey of the Day photo. #birds
November 15, 2024 at 12:41 PM
This year, a wild turkey adopted our place as his home base. He roosts in a tree above our house. He brings our bird-loving family a lot of joy. Anyway, here's your Turkey of the Day photo. #birds
Here's an idea of the scale of that tree where the turkey roosts. He launches off our roof every night.
September 13, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Here's an idea of the scale of that tree where the turkey roosts. He launches off our roof every night.
The #birdbutts feed is the most wholesome thing on this app. Here's one from my Bird Buddy feeder cam.
August 31, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The #birdbutts feed is the most wholesome thing on this app. Here's one from my Bird Buddy feeder cam.
One of the wild turkeys in our neighborhood has adopted our place as his territory. He jumps on our roof to roost in the trees in our front yard. #birds
August 27, 2024 at 1:06 PM
One of the wild turkeys in our neighborhood has adopted our place as his territory. He jumps on our roof to roost in the trees in our front yard. #birds
The New-to-me Phrases June poll results are in, and Night Poops won, with Knob Monster coming in second.
I fought for epic phrase-master @davidjroth.bsky.social's "vinegary personal feuds," but alas, it was not to be.
I fought for epic phrase-master @davidjroth.bsky.social's "vinegary personal feuds," but alas, it was not to be.
July 9, 2023 at 3:30 PM
The New-to-me Phrases June poll results are in, and Night Poops won, with Knob Monster coming in second.
I fought for epic phrase-master @davidjroth.bsky.social's "vinegary personal feuds," but alas, it was not to be.
I fought for epic phrase-master @davidjroth.bsky.social's "vinegary personal feuds," but alas, it was not to be.