hold it, coconuts
tonilurks.bsky.social
hold it, coconuts
@tonilurks.bsky.social
i'll buy that new toilet plunger and make dr. robotnik proud

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trans artist + yapper + selling my soul to the corporate satan for estrogen money

for me, bluesky is to twitter is what nicotine gum is to smoking

i like tf2 & peggle & i wanna play more minecraft but yknow i just said i was selling my soul and everything so

i cope by typing my funny little words
i knew i should've gotten the turbo
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Reposted by hold it, coconuts
Sending all of my trans friends who are struggling today love 💕💕💕
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said "RANDOM DANCING (yeah, yeah, yeah, hey cmon, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey cmon)"
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
we won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
so unless i really got this whole biology thing mixed up, i am not a dude.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
CRITICAL RACE THEORY IS OF SATAN BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M BAD JUST BECAUSE I'M WHITE!!! bro shut up just fucking watch holes (2003) and think about it for more than 5 minutes
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
breaking news donald trunk went on discord and sent *gives you galaxy gas* in asterisks to laura looner. this is so sad guys can we give $829000 to the senator dock cheney (d-wy) estate
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
mele kalikimaka is the thing to say when you're white, transgender, fat and gay
December 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
is sleep not refreshing anymore???
December 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
spongebob big guy the search for pants okay
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
that's a spicy executive a dysfunction
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
take a sip of beer every time you see the word "trump" on this website. you'll be in the hospital in 5 minutes
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
hard not to hear "you should still be setting goals" from authority in response to "i feel like i'm getting better" and not take it personally
December 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
can't it just be a 1 week notice jesus christ
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
even my bags have bags
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
a woman ate 500 toes. this is what happened to her toes.
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
google i only wanna rot a little bit today what do i do please help
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
i don't care if it's social i just want people to know what i stood for when i die

what i stand for:
- silly cartoon voices
- abolish money
- there's probably some sex in there too
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
if you change the first vowel and first consonant in "work" you get "puke" and the former makes me feel like the latter
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
trans artist + yapper + selling my soul to the corporate satan for estrogen money

for me, bluesky is to twitter is what nicotine gum is to smoking

i like tf2 & peggle & i wanna play more minecraft but yknow i just said i was selling my soul and everything so

i cope by typing my funny little words
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i'm scared today is gonna be a really bad day
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
why are you blue
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM