Tony DeLesDernier
@toniferousforest.bsky.social
Quilts 🎶 Slag Off! 🎶 Metal Can 🤡
I got 99 problems and 2/3 of them were solved by eating salad.
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I got 99 problems and 2/3 of them were solved by eating salad.
Most people get this wrong; his full name is Laser Ass Knight.
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Most people get this wrong; his full name is Laser Ass Knight.
They call me Frank Cicerone, hot dog sommelier.
(It's pronounced Sis Uh Roh Knee)
(It's pronounced Sis Uh Roh Knee)
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They call me Frank Cicerone, hot dog sommelier.
(It's pronounced Sis Uh Roh Knee)
(It's pronounced Sis Uh Roh Knee)
Why'd they make the Rosie the Riveter statue in Tulsa so aryan and feeble looking? Completely missed the point with that one, y'all. #tulsa #route66 #motherroad
October 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Why'd they make the Rosie the Riveter statue in Tulsa so aryan and feeble looking? Completely missed the point with that one, y'all. #tulsa #route66 #motherroad
Her: [coworker] is out of town and it’s the Arabian horse show weekend. 😭 So our biggest horse show.
Me: Why does it matter where the horses are from? Are you horse racist?
Can't believe my wife is the Morrissey of horse girls...
(Orange you glad you're not married to me?)
Me: Why does it matter where the horses are from? Are you horse racist?
Can't believe my wife is the Morrissey of horse girls...
(Orange you glad you're not married to me?)
October 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Her: [coworker] is out of town and it’s the Arabian horse show weekend. 😭 So our biggest horse show.
Me: Why does it matter where the horses are from? Are you horse racist?
Can't believe my wife is the Morrissey of horse girls...
(Orange you glad you're not married to me?)
Me: Why does it matter where the horses are from? Are you horse racist?
Can't believe my wife is the Morrissey of horse girls...
(Orange you glad you're not married to me?)
If you play an acoustic electric live and don't keep an extra battery on you - go fuck yourself. #grumpysoundguy
September 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you play an acoustic electric live and don't keep an extra battery on you - go fuck yourself. #grumpysoundguy
Man, you guys, I just picked up this killer book. It's called the Bible. And it has everything: slavery, murder, incest, a dragon, no shrimp...
What more could a growing boy ask for?
What more could a growing boy ask for?
September 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Man, you guys, I just picked up this killer book. It's called the Bible. And it has everything: slavery, murder, incest, a dragon, no shrimp...
What more could a growing boy ask for?
What more could a growing boy ask for?
My wife wants to start wrestling, but without her glasses she can't see what the Rock is cooking.
September 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My wife wants to start wrestling, but without her glasses she can't see what the Rock is cooking.
@footballramble.bsky.social
On the Tarkowski handball:
If that happens anywhere on the pitch, it's a handball. He leans towards the ball and blocks it with his arm. We've all been called for it - whether due to a deflection or misjudging the bounce off a shit pitch.
On the Tarkowski handball:
If that happens anywhere on the pitch, it's a handball. He leans towards the ball and blocks it with his arm. We've all been called for it - whether due to a deflection or misjudging the bounce off a shit pitch.
August 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@footballramble.bsky.social
On the Tarkowski handball:
If that happens anywhere on the pitch, it's a handball. He leans towards the ball and blocks it with his arm. We've all been called for it - whether due to a deflection or misjudging the bounce off a shit pitch.
On the Tarkowski handball:
If that happens anywhere on the pitch, it's a handball. He leans towards the ball and blocks it with his arm. We've all been called for it - whether due to a deflection or misjudging the bounce off a shit pitch.
Gang sign of the devil
August 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Gang sign of the devil
Me: 🎶Ibuprofen, the San Francisco treat!🎵
Kylie: that's my favorite part of the Chicago dog.
Kylie: that's my favorite part of the Chicago dog.
July 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Me: 🎶Ibuprofen, the San Francisco treat!🎵
Kylie: that's my favorite part of the Chicago dog.
Kylie: that's my favorite part of the Chicago dog.
Me: Hey DMX, you want anything from the store?
DMX: Thank you for asking. I would like some tea, please.
Me: what kind?
DMX: DON'T GET IT TWISTED
DMX: Thank you for asking. I would like some tea, please.
Me: what kind?
DMX: DON'T GET IT TWISTED
July 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Me: Hey DMX, you want anything from the store?
DMX: Thank you for asking. I would like some tea, please.
Me: what kind?
DMX: DON'T GET IT TWISTED
DMX: Thank you for asking. I would like some tea, please.
Me: what kind?
DMX: DON'T GET IT TWISTED
China cymbals are for dweebs. China splashes are for the numbest of nuts.
June 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
China cymbals are for dweebs. China splashes are for the numbest of nuts.
Somebody tell CM Punk and Sami Zayn to come to The Whittier Bar karaoke after they get off work.
June 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Somebody tell CM Punk and Sami Zayn to come to The Whittier Bar karaoke after they get off work.
Really expected more out of SNL with Walton Goggins as host. Flat from start to finish.
May 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Really expected more out of SNL with Walton Goggins as host. Flat from start to finish.
Finally got Sam Rockwell and Walton Goggins together.
May 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Finally got Sam Rockwell and Walton Goggins together.
The Vatican? I think you mean Second Second City.
May 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Vatican? I think you mean Second Second City.
Can't wait until the pope canonizes everyone mentioned in Serengeti's "Dennehy." ...especially his wife Jools.
May 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can't wait until the pope canonizes everyone mentioned in Serengeti's "Dennehy." ...especially his wife Jools.
They call him BIG HURT XIV
May 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
They call him BIG HURT XIV
The Vatican is about to have a lot more road construction.
May 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The Vatican is about to have a lot more road construction.
I heard that new Pope once featured on an unreleased Dead Prez track.
May 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I heard that new Pope once featured on an unreleased Dead Prez track.
Manchester United losing is my favorite running gag.
May 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Manchester United losing is my favorite running gag.
Is Burger King still a thing?
April 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Is Burger King still a thing?
If you have to remind us to care in the third act (with flashbacks, et al.), you did a bad job on the first two.
April 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If you have to remind us to care in the third act (with flashbacks, et al.), you did a bad job on the first two.