Brian C Cooke
@tonic889.bsky.social
Unattributed quotations, random song lyrics, sarcastic commentary.
Something can feel overwhelming. Or underwhelming. But can it ever feel whelming? #deepthoughts
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Something can feel overwhelming. Or underwhelming. But can it ever feel whelming? #deepthoughts
livestream of me at work RN
May 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
livestream of me at work RN
we really gonna put six women in a rocket shaped like that and watch it "launch" without saying anything or
April 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
we really gonna put six women in a rocket shaped like that and watch it "launch" without saying anything or
If Apple was network TV, now they would do a Silo-Severance Crossover Event.
March 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If Apple was network TV, now they would do a Silo-Severance Crossover Event.
If the rule of thumb is one day per hour to adjust to timezone changes when traveling, why does it take me 10 days to adjust to DST.
March 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
If the rule of thumb is one day per hour to adjust to timezone changes when traveling, why does it take me 10 days to adjust to DST.
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a tip I will add to this great blog: go to the movies or a live show, turn off your phone, and then see how long afterward you can go without turning it back on again. defector.com/we-need-to-g...
January 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
a tip I will add to this great blog: go to the movies or a live show, turn off your phone, and then see how long afterward you can go without turning it back on again. defector.com/we-need-to-g...
when your weather app straight up trolls you
January 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
when your weather app straight up trolls you
Not sure who needs to hear this but the worst part of online returns is not starting the return online, nor packing the box, nor taking the box to a physical location. It is coaxing your printer into printing the label.
January 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Not sure who needs to hear this but the worst part of online returns is not starting the return online, nor packing the box, nor taking the box to a physical location. It is coaxing your printer into printing the label.
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Looking for the 2nd line on the kids COVID test like the spinning top at the end of Inception
December 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Looking for the 2nd line on the kids COVID test like the spinning top at the end of Inception
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm NÄIRB, which is one of those beds that can fold up into the wall for additional floor space when you're not sleeping.
Hello, I'm NÄIRB, which is one of those beds that can fold up into the wall for additional floor space when you're not sleeping.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
hello, I’m YMMÏJ, a type of chocolate bar with hazelnuts and lingonberries as well as a shelf for storing chocolate bars with hazelnuts and lingonberries
hello, I’m YMMÏJ, a type of chocolate bar with hazelnuts and lingonberries as well as a shelf for storing chocolate bars with hazelnuts and lingonberries
November 29, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm NÄIRB, which is one of those beds that can fold up into the wall for additional floor space when you're not sleeping.
Hello, I'm NÄIRB, which is one of those beds that can fold up into the wall for additional floor space when you're not sleeping.
It's very fortunate that the Terminator in Judgement Day spawned in next to a biker bar and not, say, next to the beach, and have to spend the movie hunting the T1000 in board shorts and flip flops as a result.
October 18, 2024 at 11:55 AM
It's very fortunate that the Terminator in Judgement Day spawned in next to a biker bar and not, say, next to the beach, and have to spend the movie hunting the T1000 in board shorts and flip flops as a result.
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just got carded in my 40s and look if I’m under 21 and I look like this just let me have the drink I’ve clearly been though some shit and don’t have long to live
August 20, 2024 at 1:53 AM
just got carded in my 40s and look if I’m under 21 and I look like this just let me have the drink I’ve clearly been though some shit and don’t have long to live
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I am finally seeing the Australian bgirl everyone is taking about and she looks like a subway sandwich artist
August 11, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I am finally seeing the Australian bgirl everyone is taking about and she looks like a subway sandwich artist
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facts are a lot sometimes
August 7, 2024 at 2:31 AM
facts are a lot sometimes
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Probably the best one I've seen of these so far
August 1, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Probably the best one I've seen of these so far
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
May 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
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All of my kids’ friends’ parents are named “Hey, pal!” and “Great to see you!”
May 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
All of my kids’ friends’ parents are named “Hey, pal!” and “Great to see you!”
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Today's blue sky is saying farewell to April.
April 30, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Today's blue sky is saying farewell to April.
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dude, what did you expect? you called your movie “endgame.” variety.com/2024/film/ne...
‘Avengers’ Directors Say Marvel’s Recent Problems Aren’t Due to Superhero Fatigue but a ‘Big Generational Divide About How You Consume Media’
"Avengers" directors Joe and Anthony Russo say recent Marvel flops are not because of superhero fatigue but due to a "generational divide."
variety.com
April 30, 2024 at 12:00 AM
dude, what did you expect? you called your movie “endgame.” variety.com/2024/film/ne...
Seriously 2024 needs to just stop
April 5, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Seriously 2024 needs to just stop
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Medicare Advantage (the privatized option for Medicare) is rampant with fraud and overspending. Private insurers take billions in government funding to boost their own profits. These plans put patients' health and lives at risk, and they also threaten the future and solvency of traditional Medicare.
Ask Your Representative to Support the Save Medicare Act
Medicare Advantage, the privatized option for Medicare, is rampant with fraud and overspending. These private insurers are using billions of dollars of government funding to increase their own profits...
act.indivisible.org
March 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Medicare Advantage (the privatized option for Medicare) is rampant with fraud and overspending. Private insurers take billions in government funding to boost their own profits. These plans put patients' health and lives at risk, and they also threaten the future and solvency of traditional Medicare.