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If only Julian Assange had been hiding out there and they’d taken him.
January 29, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If only Julian Assange had been hiding out there and they’d taken him.
Those whom the Gods love die young; Trump ain’t going anywhere soon just like Murdoch isn’t. He’ll hang around seemingly forever like Kissinger did.
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Those whom the Gods love die young; Trump ain’t going anywhere soon just like Murdoch isn’t. He’ll hang around seemingly forever like Kissinger did.
£290m does indeed buy a lot of good lawyers.
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 PM
£290m does indeed buy a lot of good lawyers.
Board of Piss
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Board of Piss
We remember all the people who have passed away.
January 28, 2026 at 7:36 AM
We remember all the people who have passed away.
You were clearly paying attention to the letter.
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 AM
You were clearly paying attention to the letter.
In that case what’s the point if you have to check it afterwards? Why not just do the work yourself in the first place?
January 26, 2026 at 10:09 AM
In that case what’s the point if you have to check it afterwards? Why not just do the work yourself in the first place?
Walter Chudson
January 26, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Walter Chudson
My grandmother had an “AGA wall” which was in the bedroom I slept in when I stayed with her.
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My grandmother had an “AGA wall” which was in the bedroom I slept in when I stayed with her.
An uprising in my trousers fnar fnar…
January 24, 2026 at 12:26 PM
An uprising in my trousers fnar fnar…
At least you now definitely know where the local pedos live.
January 24, 2026 at 7:38 AM
At least you now definitely know where the local pedos live.
Nah, Trump ain’t going anywhere soon. After all: “Those whom the gods love die young”. Just like how Rupert Murdoch is still with us and how Kissinger seemed to last for an inexplicably long time.
January 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Nah, Trump ain’t going anywhere soon. After all: “Those whom the gods love die young”. Just like how Rupert Murdoch is still with us and how Kissinger seemed to last for an inexplicably long time.
He wouldn’t have been in action on D Day because he would have been back in England busily reselling black-market nylon stockings and stolen petrol.
January 21, 2026 at 7:21 PM
He wouldn’t have been in action on D Day because he would have been back in England busily reselling black-market nylon stockings and stolen petrol.
A bit late as we’re already building the submarines.
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 AM
A bit late as we’re already building the submarines.
We can use it completely independently. For a few months at least until the missiles have to be returned to the US for servicing and maintenance.
January 21, 2026 at 10:41 AM
We can use it completely independently. For a few months at least until the missiles have to be returned to the US for servicing and maintenance.
After an hour’s ceaseless searching…
January 20, 2026 at 8:20 PM
After an hour’s ceaseless searching…
Shut the fuck up. The US has like 200 servicemen there and has been running down its bases for decades. Security from who? The Russians? They can’t even take the next village a couple of miles down the road to Kyiv! What makes you think they can conquer an iceberg thousands of miles from home?
January 20, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Shut the fuck up. The US has like 200 servicemen there and has been running down its bases for decades. Security from who? The Russians? They can’t even take the next village a couple of miles down the road to Kyiv! What makes you think they can conquer an iceberg thousands of miles from home?
The French also left a technical team in Argentina which helped the Argentinians service and prepare Exocet missiles for use against our ships. The US gave us satellite intelligence, modern A2A missiles and vast amounts of fuel at Asenscion.
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The French also left a technical team in Argentina which helped the Argentinians service and prepare Exocet missiles for use against our ships. The US gave us satellite intelligence, modern A2A missiles and vast amounts of fuel at Asenscion.
“local muslims” 🤔
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
“local muslims” 🤔
“James Cleverly” is living proof that nominative determinism is not a real thing.
January 15, 2026 at 12:10 PM
“James Cleverly” is living proof that nominative determinism is not a real thing.
Or this lad…
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Or this lad…