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@tonguemaster5000.bsky.social
Mid-40’s male
UK
NSFW
Featuring penis.
Say hello, I don’t bite…..except for that one time
UK
NSFW
Featuring penis.
Say hello, I don’t bite…..except for that one time
I wondered what that purring sound was…
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I wondered what that purring sound was…
I think we’ll all be ok with the watermark 😉
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I think we’ll all be ok with the watermark 😉
Christmas is here!!!
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Christmas is here!!!
If only beds had wheels
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
If only beds had wheels
It might be a little chilly…
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It might be a little chilly…
Now I need to run myself a bath. Alas, I do not have a bath, and I’m too tall for the kitchen sink…
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Now I need to run myself a bath. Alas, I do not have a bath, and I’m too tall for the kitchen sink…
Take care of yourself and we’ll see you when you’re ready to bless us with your body again.
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Take care of yourself and we’ll see you when you’re ready to bless us with your body again.
It’s late, but let me see what I can do.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s late, but let me see what I can do.
Fucking well better up your fucking game or fucking risk slipping even fucking further down the shit-ass ladder of fuck-less fucking posts, and then we’ll all be cunting fucked.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Fucking well better up your fucking game or fucking risk slipping even fucking further down the shit-ass ladder of fuck-less fucking posts, and then we’ll all be cunting fucked.
Would definitely like to try one of them
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Would definitely like to try one of them
This is a tragedy
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
This is a tragedy
How could we get bored of titties??
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
How could we get bored of titties??
Winter warmers 😛
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Winter warmers 😛