tonezap.bsky.social
@tonezap.bsky.social
Calendar girls? As in, “I love, I love, I love my LITTLE calendar GIRL?” (With apologies to Neil Sedaka)
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Funny!
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Sarah Palin was the Proto-Trump.
She showed him how it was done.
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Maybe not!
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Didn’t Trump hire the staffer? Harry Truman had a sign that said “The buck stops here.” The blame stops here! The president takes final responsibility.
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Trump is “Teflon Don.” Nothing sticks to him and he’s as toxic as PFAS!
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Trump takes his cues from and admires foreign dictators. He was humoring us by running for president.
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Of course! It’s a rehearsal!
January 31, 2026 at 8:20 PM
No kidding!
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
It’s a mental hospital. Trump calls them asylums because they are seeking asylum. Anything to dehumanize them.
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Not Medicare. That was Johnson,
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
What morality?
January 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Musk defunded USAID because he didn’t like what they were doing that didn’t help him. DOGE stands for the department of getting even!
December 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
To paraphrase Richard Nixon, when the President does it, he can get away with it.
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What is the increase in billionaires since 1979?
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The polite rituals of government, Do you mean the Constitution?
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
To paraphrase Richard Nixon, “When the President does it, he can get away with it.”
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Respect for the dead is so twentieth century!
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have to take back my saying that because of the votes in their legislature, Indiana is an honorary Southern state. (P.S. I was born and raised in Indiana.)
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Things don’t happen that quickly.
October 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Of the sort of king we have in mind, there are two kinds, figureheads, like Charles the Third, and tyrants, like George the Third. what we didn’t want almost 260 years ago, and what we don’t want now is a tyrant!
October 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“They” want to be president for life!
October 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM